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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jul 21, 2017.
This is why I said we needed a dropped axle & juice brakes!
I told you so!
What part of "off road rally" is it you don't understand, Marge?
Damn hon. I told you to take some Gas-x. That one blew us into the ditch.
"I told you the car was a Ford, NOT to ford the stream!"
Or...."One day Alice! POW! Right in the kisser!"
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I said "Ditch the bitch", not the car!
this is the rest of the story.....https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum...ed-on-the-beach-excavation-has-begun.1067402/
Hey guys, I need to take a leak.
Well Mr. Luciano It looks like your luck ran out. The Feds will be here any second.
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Paw: Maw, why don't you and Goober walk back to the house and get the 4 horse team and bring them back here to pull us out.
Maw: It's 15 miles away, Paw!
Paw: That's your problem. I need to stay here to keep an eye on the car. See ya!
"Stop your bellyachin', Henry said this automobile suited me to a T, and that it could Ford a small river!" "Now get out and push."
NO! The carburetor isn't flooded! Shut up Rebecca. You don't know anything about cars.
That was the last time you're getting road head !!
Back seat driving...I told you to shut the fuck up!
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So now we have proof that women make the worst back seat drivers.
You don't know your left from your right.
You must have meant your other left...
It's a good thing I didn't go for those new-fangled front brakes, fat lot of good they would be right now!!
Um..now what? ?...you gonna push?
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I guess we should have paid attention to that quick sand sign !
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Do you have your triple a card handy?
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I told you we should have invented roads and bridges first, but noooo...
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You don't have a hair on your a*}^# if you don't cross here!
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You said that if I dunked in my tee one more time you would leave. So get going!
Call the dealer to come get us, Marge. The test drive is over.
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