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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. sanfordsotherson
    Joined: Mar 21, 2005
    Posts: 954

    from So. Cal.

    This is why I said we needed a dropped axle & juice brakes!
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  2. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
    Posts: 4,445

    from MN,USA

  3. What part of "off road rally" is it you don't understand, Marge?
  4. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


  5. crossthread
    Joined: Mar 9, 2006
    Posts: 103


    Damn hon. I told you to take some Gas-x. That one blew us into the ditch.
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  6. "I told you the car was a Ford, NOT to ford the stream!"

    Or...."One day Alice! POW! Right in the kisser!"

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  7. dan31
    Joined: Jul 3, 2011
    Posts: 1,068


    I said "Ditch the bitch", not the car!
  8. AVater
    Joined: Dec 9, 2008
    Posts: 2,495

    1. Connecticut HAMB'ers

    Hey guys, I need to take a leak.
  9. 28 Ford PU
    Joined: Jan 9, 2015
    Posts: 455

    28 Ford PU
    from Upstate NY

    Well Mr. Luciano It looks like your luck ran out. The Feds will be here any second.

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  10. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,569


    Paw: Maw, why don't you and Goober walk back to the house and get the 4 horse team and bring them back here to pull us out.

    Maw: It's 15 miles away, Paw!

    Paw: That's your problem. I need to stay here to keep an eye on the car. See ya!
  11. KoolKat-57
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 3,030

    from Dublin, OH

    "Stop your bellyachin', Henry said this automobile suited me to a T, and that it could Ford a small river!" "Now get out and push."
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  12. NO! The carburetor isn't flooded! Shut up Rebecca. You don't know anything about cars.
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  13. That was the last time you're getting road head !!
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  14. quicksilverart46
    Joined: Dec 7, 2016
    Posts: 460


    Back seat driving...I told you to shut the fuck up!

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  15. fiftyv8
    Joined: Mar 11, 2007
    Posts: 5,157

    from CO & WA

    So now we have proof that women make the worst back seat drivers.
    You don't know your left from your right.
    You must have meant your other left...
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  16. It's a good thing I didn't go for those new-fangled front brakes, fat lot of good they would be right now!!
  17. allwilly
    Joined: Mar 29, 2010
    Posts: 143


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  18. I guess we should have paid attention to that quick sand sign !

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  19. vetteguy402
    Joined: Oct 27, 2009
    Posts: 148

    from omaha, ne

  20. Ted Stahl
    Joined: Mar 11, 2017
    Posts: 5

    Ted Stahl

    I told you we should have invented roads and bridges first, but noooo...

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  21. A.J.G.
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
    Posts: 1


    You don't have a hair on your a*}^# if you don't cross here!

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  22. deuceman32
    Joined: Oct 23, 2007
    Posts: 340


    You said that if I dunked in my tee one more time you would leave. So get going!
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  23. Call the dealer to come get us, Marge. The test drive is over.
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