Speed Channel ran the "My Classic Car" episode where they showed off Bob Bleed's roadster and the other Cheaters cars. It tweren't too shabby. I kept waiting for you guys to tie him to a chair and shave his "I wax my cheek hair and blend that in" super gay ass "mustache" he has off. Anyone else catch it? Wanna say it came on around 4pm-ish Central time.
My freind gave Denny a ride in his 58 Vette www.fegenboysinc.com was on his show, that is as close to greatness I came
40Standard, the rumor is that he was! He was working for the company at the time of the creation of Pringles, IIRC.
Looked to me like poor Dennis just didn't get it. "Are you going to fix those dents and scratches?" "Looks to me like you drive this car" What else ya gonna do serve Sunday brunch in it?
You dudes got Dennis All WRONG! Those corn ball questions to us were just for the show, off camera that guy is right on. Word on the streets is that back in the late 60's (the 1960's) that he was in a 1-%er Motorcycle club that shall remain nameless to protect the innocent.(that is 1 "percenter" NOT 69er). As for the moustache, that's for givin rides! If you could see the footage that did not make the episode. Good times. Happy New Year to ALL! Carl Urbaniak Cheaters Car CLub Member in Satisfactory Standing 15 Time Mr. Nude Milwaukee S.M.T.A (Southern Milwaukee Timing Association) Charter Member President and Founder of The Speedy Rat Fan Club...Rat's Were it's At!
Yeah, Dennis Gage "gets it." He's a little cheesy, but if it has 4 wheels (sometimes even less), he's interested. That Cheaters episode was the best though. I think it's over a year old now though isn't it?
Here's the thread right after the filming was done... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15957 Gage has a great sense of humor and was pretty funny at the "World of Wheels" car show in Milwaukee. He knew what's happening and the funny shit the "Cheaters" would pull...!!!
Thanks for the positive opinion Comet! Yeah it's about a year old, but it was filmed like 2 plus years ago. I tell myself that they keep showing the episode because it, much like Dennis's moustache is BOTH timeless and classic and a little bit sexy! Like my man Speedy Rat from Speedway Motors says... "That was at a time when Rat Rodding was still dangerous!" The success and popularity it brought to some of our members and friends has been a blessing and a curse. Cheater Chris and his brother Jack went on to star in such adult films as "Rat ROD, Primer in My Pants!" Cheater Dan was "discovered" by a Fertility Clinic in California and is now populating the West Coast via UPS and dry ice. Mike B established an orphanage for hot Asian girls. It's some of Bobbleeds earliest footage, before Evil tainted him with Hollywood Stardom. It brought us all closer and created magic. All right that's enough nonesense. Thanks again for the props, you are right, Dennis does get it! Carlos of The Cheaters Disabled Early Ford V8 Club Member Mr. Nude Milwaukee (15 Times!)
yeah..i caught that..and did you see the nice area that they have..alot of room to do some great work. tok
Hmmm... We have not had that building for over 2 years, that place looked cool, and was roomy, but it was super damp and not secure enough for the neighborhood it was in. It was great for tearing crap down and storage. Any worth while stuff has always been done in our garages at our homes. CheaterCarl
This was Bobs first post on that Fateful thread... and it all went downhill from there...! Hahaha...!!!!!!
Damn You Mark, You always bring back the painful memories! Why did you have to marry my mom? Happy New Year to all! Carlito of El Cheaters (which is Spanish for The Cheaters) President - Speedy Rat Fan Club.."13's, Spider Webs, Iron Crosses 4 LIFE!!!"
I have never seen that episode. Because I am saving it for my deathbed. When I leave this mortal coil, I hope to be borne onto heaven by a chorus of angels, with visions of Carl and Dennis Gage fresh in my mind.
FINALLY, FINALLY, The Dandy have spoken!!! Mike Zenor is one of the most educated, free thinking, honest, informed individuals that I have ever had the pleasure of meeting (are you a Free Mason?). It was once mentioned to me that you get out of The HAMB what you put in it. That being said I give The HAMB silly-ness, tomfoolery and hooliganism and it is these things I expect in return. The ones that "know" have fullfilled my expectations and I thank you. Gentle fellows such as Mr. Zenor can attest that the Cheaters have more to offer than said nonsense, but sadly most us by virtue of stupidity are unable to share/post photos, project progress, etc. via the internet. Thus we are relegated to the back of the short bus of hotrodding, where we share our feelings of hate and frustration (mostly about our genitalia). I bid you adue and good morrow good sirs! P.S. When is Tech Week, cuz I got a dandy...It's a "How To".. "How to get Barris to call your home....repeatedly!" Skill Level 1, a novice ratrodder can do it. Tools Needed: Copy machine, Xacto blade, tape. Stay Tuned! Cheater Carl Urbaniakski Disabled Early Ford V8 Club Member President Elect Speedy Rat Fan Club... "If It ain't Flat, it ain't rat!"
Was Dennis ever a tech inspector in Michigan? When I was racing there was a guy that looked just like him.
I recently graduated from the Freemasons to the Illuminati. They say I don't know much, and yes, they are probably right. But I do know the two immutable truths of nature: (1) Snickers satisfy; and (b) Mister Carl Urbaniak of Milwaukee, Wisconsin is the sage of this dark and foreboding era. Furthermore, he is the unacknowledged love child of Vince Lombardi and Nancy Sinatra and the only male to successfully petition for a restraining order against Tito Barris.
OK Sonny... back in the "Pen" for you.... you've been out long enough and you'll need your sleep before tomorrows experiments...! I "HEART" Soccer Moms....!!!! Thanks Carl...!
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