Cheaters RAPE Dennis Guage! HaHaHa HAPPY MOTORING.

Yes it's true, TV will never be the same.

A couple days ago Dennis Guage and his "My Classic Car" crew showed up at the Cheaters garage to do a piece on the club. It was funny.

The whole expeirience was wierd. It was really hard not to make fun of that guy.
It took all day, they filmed around 3 hours of footage which will be edited down to a 15 minute piece.

I think the show will air sometime in 2005. Stay tuned.



Those guys cleaned up the garage and took down all of the gay porn posters. Some of you have probably seen some of the garage from the Mad Fab DvD.... It is an AWSOME space.














The whole show revolves around Dennis and Cheater Carl making out. I thought it was a little strange that Dennis carried that case of Pabst where ever he went. I think he may have a problem.



I got interviewed while sitting in the Bleedster. Dennis dubbed me as the "Wild" one because of my hair. He told be it was OK for me to get a little crazy and if I happened to swear he would just bleep it.

I asked him if he was into midgets.



The best part of the day was when he interviewed Chris and Jack. Chris opened his switchblade during the interview, and Jack had the quote of the show.

Dennis asked some stupid question about being "Old School" and Jack replied,

"We're so old school we like to hand crank our cars,
and when that dosen't work we know this chick who will SUCK start them for us." HaHa That ruled.





There was alot of moments I missed with the camera, I guess you guys will have to wait for the show.

What a bizzare day. I still feel a little "gay" after wearing that Cheater coat........ HaHa


Happy Motoring.

 

I'm laughing so hard the velcro on my truss opened up....
I don't have cable,but would consider it for THIS episode...

 

OH MY GOD that is HILARIOUS!

 

Funny shit! Who took him up on the mustache ride?
Keep us posted when it airs! By the way that RPU looks killer, what a change from when I was there talking to you about the roadster frame.

-Casey

 

With you guys around, I'd keep my beer in sight too.
I want to see the Mother's car polish detail guy do his tech. segment on how to keep your primer looking flat.

Remember to try out our new "Patina Protector". Less than 10 dollars a bottle at your favorite automotive parts outlet.

 

That pic of Dennis Guage in your car just rules! Mustache Ride, Anyone?

Looks like Nummnut's ride made an appearance as well. Keep us posted on when it will air.

 

That is too funny, Great description of the day. Kinda weird seeing Dennis, sitting in your car.

 

Oops, I crapped my pants!

 

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"We're so old school we like to hand crank our cars,
and when that dosen't work we know this chick who will SUCK start them for us."

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That's the funniest thing I think I've ever seen on here...

 

Ha Ha Ha...it's like Betty Ford shooting footage in a BAR!

 

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S THEE BEST QUOTE I HAVE EVER HEARD.

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"We're so old school we like to hand crank our cars,
and when that dosen't work we know this chick who will SUCK start them for us."

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HC

 

OhMyGOD! "patina protector" that friggin funny

 

I just got some of their "Patina Protector"--opened it up and it's just repackaged SOS pads.

Ever see the Mustache Man on a can of Pringles? It's Dennis!
-Brad

 

Looks like you guys had fun !!

 

Holy smokes man that is the funniest thing I have seen on here in a long time...the picture of Gage in Bob's car I am gonna make a poster print of...it rocks.

How in the hell did the Cheaters get into this deal...I have met several of them over the years and they are cool guys so this is not ment as a slam or some such nonsense...I just gotta wonder how the hell this got set up...what a trip! I can just imagine what was going on it that garage that day!

Hey Bob, the cheaters jacket looks pretty good on you man...you should be a Cheater for life

Congrats Cheaters...glad to see every gay has his day!

I can't wait to see this on the tube...

 

lmao

 

could have been worse... you might have been interviewed by MEGUIAR (sp?) on that CAR CRAZY show... what a DORK!
nic

 

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could have been worse... you might have been interviewed by MEGUIAR (sp?) on that CAR CRAZY show... what a DORK!
nic

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No kidding man...Gage is better than Barry, he is a snoze fest...I watch most car shows like a zombie but I never can make it through that one or that odd one Speed has now with the slow voice overs by the creepy odd boring guy where they are working on some green chevelle...what the hell is up with that show....film noir for car nerds?

Yikes, I am getting close to post 666

 

I'd love to see that footage un-edited!

 

Actually Dennis is pretty cool, I think he knows how hokey it all is.

Carl took him for the Mustache ride in the black roadster.

It will be interesting to see what makes it to the show and what gets cut.............

 

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Holy smokes man that is the funniest thing I have seen on here in a long time...the picture of Gage in Bob's car I am gonna make a poster print of...it rocks.

How in the hell did the Cheaters get into this deal...I have met several of them over the years and they are cool guys so this is not ment as a slam or some such nonsense...I just gotta wonder how the hell this got set up...what a trip! I can just imagine what was going on it that garage that day!

Congrats Cheaters...glad to see every gay has his day!

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The love match was made at the Milwaukee World of Wheels carshow..., where the "Cheaters" had their "Gay Pride" display right across from Dennis Gage's autograph booth (Known to the Cheaters as the "Kissing Booth")!!!

Low and Behold Love grew as the weekend passed..., Dennis was excited by the Cheaters sex doll's and car porn..., plus promises of promiscuity of the most discreet kind!!!

Needless to say a date was set for the group sex or I mean the photo shoot to happen at the "Playhouse of Porn" er I mean the clubhouse...!

"Funny shit you Guys"...!!! LMFAO!!!!

 

Well, well well............
Exactly what are we looking at here???

 

That pic side valve posted brought me to tears...Damn, that was funny.

 

Holy Shit. i was laughing the whole time looking at this post, but when i saw Sidevalve's pic, i friggin lost it.

 

that rocks...

i love the cheaters.....

nice boys

 

There was a scene that we had to do over and over. It involved Cheater Mike taking a fall....

The camera guy stopped it and said,

"Do it again, WITHOUT the crotch grabbing this time."

HaHaHa

 

Funniest shit I've seen in ages!

 

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could have been worse... you might have been interviewed by MEGUIAR (sp?) on that CAR CRAZY show... what a DORK!
nic

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No kidding man...Gage is better than Barry, he is a snoze fest...Yikes, I am getting close to post 666

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the worse thing is those cuts to BARRY M. while the interviewee is talkin' and he has that IMPISH GRIN on his mug... i wanna' throw things at the IDIOT BOX...
nic

 

Jesus H Christ...that pic of dennis givin a hummer is by far the funniest dam thing I've seen in years..I wet my freakin boxers...thats why he carries Pabst with him..washes down the "chunks"....ah christ, Im gonna ta hell...

say "WHAT" again....