Garage Sale

Why can’t the bartender get it right? You’ve been parking your ass on the same stool at the same bar for over ten years and in all that time, this joker still can’t pour a consistent Colorado Bulldog. It makes ya wonder about life… about goals… about priorities… How in the hell can this cat have any respect for himself as a man if he has no pride in his life’s work? Joker. Complete joker.

Next round, it’s decided, you are going for a beer. He can’t screw that up.

And at least you can count on the other consistencies in life. Consistencies like the annual TJJ Garage Sale. It’s on…

Buy left over event shirts from the H.A.M.B. Drags, a killer “generic” drags shirt, hats, stickers, or even issue 7 of Church Magazine. What are you waiting for? GO NOW!