Be A Man!

He was just a regular kid working as as pizza delivery boy and doing what he could to save money for that old car of his. He had no way of knowing that his next delivery would make him a man. No way at all… So he rang the door bell in the same way he had rang all those bells before – with bored contempt.

It all changed when she opened the door. Her brunette hair glimmered as if she had gotten out of the shower maybe thirty minutes earlier. Her skin did the same as it peaked through the bright red negligee bought without any regard at all for her father’s wishes and dreams. She smiled and without saying a word, turned and slowly sauntered deeper into quiet and dimly lit interior of the mansion – leaving the door open and our boy alone holding a pizza.

But, our hero knows an invitation when he sees one… He dropped the store bought pie, gracefully walked into the unknown, and became a man.

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Now, it’s your turn…

The 1932 H.A.M.B. Calendar is finally here boys. Get yours here. Ohh… And we finally have tag toppers back in stock as well. Don’t miss the invitation.