... you might be a HAMBer.

if you have been thrashed by de soto for wanting to make a bobber truck

you put a second door in the back of you garage so you can get cars in your back yard

you will pay more for halibrands to put on a car that dosnt run then the car you drive to work

some dumb ass with a honda car calls you a fng because he posted "nice car" 2000 times

 

If your wife can correctly identify the smell of carb cleaner

 

if you constantly smell if parts dip......

yall know the shit im talking about, all you have to do is walk by it and you wreak.

 

Put your tounge in a spark plug hole? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How about: if you pissed on a sprak plug while the engine is running to test and see if it will really shock you.

 

If you think that BONDO is a bad word you might be a hamber

 

You might be a HAMBer if all of your questions are answered by a guy named squirrel.

 

you only read bab bobs post because there might be some chick in there some where.

 

if your ass is up in the air, your nose on the ground and there is so much smoke coming from them back tires you can't see. ( I'm talking car here)

 

if you tell some one its hard to read if you use all caps

 

YMBAH if You schedule your wedding near the round up so that you're sure certain friends will be in town.

Yep.

 

Oh yeah, YMBAH if your dog is more popular than you.

 

I usually need to meet someone at least twice before I can remember their real name. But not with all my HAMB friends.
I had a dog I named Mopar. One I have now is named BroncoII.
If the Hot Wheels on your computor look like ACTUAL REAL cars because the rest just look "GOOFY" to you.