The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lucky Burton, Dec 8, 2006.
How come sometimes 24 hours seems to slip into days, one minute feels like a life time when i feel this way.
You went to Foose's shop, and you weren't fucking impressed? How amazing it must feel to be so great that the stuff Foose does doesn't impress you. Do you sell your excrement in bottle? Because it must smell like roses, and I think my mom would like some for Christmas.
Most my drunken rants get deleted by someone! Damn mods! but at the time I bet they were funny! To me anyway! Ask norwell! I've left him some shit on his phone that he thought was funny! But now he never answers his phone....hmmmm... Must have changed his number!
HMMMMM. I was just looking for a reason to have a shot
Driving A foreign car is like having a 5-inch dick !!! It's ok in town but not worth a fuck on the road " quote from the late Jim Meek RIP my friend >>>>.
Hey wait a minute I resemble that remark.
I don't remember who it is but one of the fellas used to have "Stupid should hurt" for his signature. I've always thought of times that I mashed a finger or the like and chuckled when I read that one.
"The difference between stupidity and genious, is genious has its limits"
"that car's so bad ass he can hook up on wet grass" JOKER JASON.
I don't give a , DAMN, just do it...... gene winfield
"i am into cars not gramer."
"would you like that folded or rolled " ask Tudor Jeff
This thread is too good to not bring back to the top occasionally...
"Crow low roost high" Turtle.
I think thats why some of us still hang around this joint, may not have alot of posts but I definately laugh my ass of on a daily basis.
This is actually the signature of a FNG who just joined the Lacquer Lovers social group. I just about spit my coffee out when I read this!
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."
That's blasphemous! Irreverent! Funny Though, for sure it's funny>
"It's easy, just ask someone who's never done it."
A nasty Germ can cause wide-spread dis-ease. But plenty of alcohol and certain drugs can eventually eradicate the problem.
Gotta be from my friend Kevin at Ooltewah Speed Shop.
"Don't worry, worryin's for PUSSY'S"
Where did all the great posts go?? Good for a read every year or so but Damn....... I like the OLD HAMB...
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