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Whats your favorite HAMB quote? and from who..

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lucky Burton, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
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    If used correctly, the phrase, "That said,...", allows a writer to illustrate varying points of views or to illustrates multiple sides of an argument. That said, when used incorrectly, it annoys me too! ;)
     
  2. seymour
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    from PNW

    lol Butt......... "baby arm sized peach plunger"
     
  3. Tetanus Shot
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    Genius or master of the Mad Lib? HaHa
     
  4. tattfrog
    Joined: May 15, 2005
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    Friends help you move,Real friend's help you move bodies.This one always come to mind,Sorry i can't remember the author.
     
  5. Lucky Burton
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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    "hay all u pussies......names jason"

    What ever happened to mopar742000? I sure do miss him.

    There is some funny shit on here. Thanks guys....Luck
     
  6. VonMoldy
    Joined: May 23, 2005
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    from UTARRGH!

    dont be mad IF i dont give a rats ass you should just wonder what i am doing with a rats ass in the first place.
     
  7. "please don't put OWATONNA in any more of you stupid posts

    ok? got it? do i need to make my point further?..you don't seem too bright"

    from 363window
    after i refered to the deuce sedan i bought from his home town..

    oh ya he also replied F. U.to a request for some pics he had of the car..the first posted response i showed my girlfriend from this site..she was so impressed.

    i thank him for pushing my H.A.M.B. experience envelope and keeping my blood pressure up and staying tuned in to the whole site..
    paperdog
     
  8. Thirtycoup
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    "like a toaster over a vibrator" ....... from the video titled Hot Rodding Is Dead by Darby :D
     
  9. pecker head
    Joined: Nov 8, 2006
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    Dude you write to much , spend more time in your garage . And yes we read the signatures................................
     
  10. Sam F.
    Joined: Mar 28, 2002
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    ..that wasnt ME,,that was GERM,,,this thread is about favorite QUOTES,rants and ...

    ,,VIVA ,BILLETPROOF or LONE STAR REACH-A-ROUND UP,,none of them have a JAPANESE JAMES DEAN dancing with BUGS BUNNY.
     
  11. JimSibley
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    How about this one. " Im the drunk that killed Milner"
    I know its a little rough, but it will get your attention.
     
  12. Hooligan63
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    Germ was the Hunter S. Thompson of the HAMB.
     
  13. FiddyFour
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    ???

    i dont even want to know what sort of fucked up search you did to find this gem
     
  14. O.Hove
    Joined: Feb 12, 2006
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    great minds discuss ideas
    average minds discuss events
    small minds discuss people =autartistry.
    At the feast of ego
    everone leaves hungry.
    Music is like candy,it's only good after you get rid of the rappers
     
  15. zman
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    damn this is a classic to bring back to the top...
     
  16. lolife
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    "Todays Pig is Tomorrows Football" - San Fransico Hippie
     
  17. Hooligan63
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    I searched my friend Topper House's name.Funny this thread turned up
     
  18. Well I was searching for something entirely different, but I don't remember what. This thread came up.
    I needed a smile today it hard to shave when you have to back up to the mirror.
     
  19. Chaz
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    I wish that whole thread would be brought up from banishment and reposted for old times' sake. It was the funniest thing EVER!
    If you missed it you missed a great one!
     
  20. choprodinc
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    My dad was a card.. one of my favorites... "that woman has perfect leggs, foot on bottom, pussy on top!"
     
  21. Labold
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    I'm glad you pulled this thread back out Porknbeaner, there is some funny shit on here.
     
  22. We all need to laugh once in awhile. Sometimes this place gets too damned serious. And who better to laugh at than ourselves. I still remember a time around here that you could call someone an ass hat one day and they'd be offering to haul your parts half way across the country the next. We were a big headach for the boss but he somehow managed to put up with us.

    I'm just glad I found the thread.
     
  23. chilly1
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    from Tacoma,Wa

    " shakin like a dog shittin peach pitts " One of my Dads fav's (RIP Dad)
     
  24. Someone from the print media called HAMBER's this......."a bunch of crusty old guys and whiney Web weenies"
    Yep, that's me.
     
  25. boldventure
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    I heard this one a long time ago, but it seems to fit, "anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough".
     
  26. Koolman
    Joined: Feb 1, 2005
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    'wasting time is not a waste of time'
     
  27. This is my most favorite recent quote from Ryan.

    its not humorous but it does make a point that is easy to understand.

    This message board is a forum for TRADITIONAL hot rods and customs.
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    If you are not interested in talking about either, go away. Not only have there been a lot of OT posts that I've had to delete lately, but there are also a lot of non-traditional posts. There are other message boards for that stuff.... This is not a cute and sweet community with lots of compassion for all things "street rod" - this board was built to be focused on the traditional and thats how it will stay... Please be conscious of that
     
  28. falcongeorge
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    And yet so many seem to be unable to understand it.:rolleyes:
     
  29. You can't fix dumb.
     
  30. Labold
    Joined: Nov 1, 2007
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    No, but sometimes it puts on a good show.
     

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