!!! What's up with my wife ???

Let me see,how can I put this....does it vibrate? hahaha!!!!

 

#### I have been known to switch a few spark plug wires when I take her driving !! >>>>.

 

Damn! These sound like good problems to have. Kinda like having to many cars

 

Have you tried rubbing just below her navel each time you shift gears?

You should ... she loves it.

 

Probably already mentioned in this thread, but,

Male or female, a fast car usually always feels scary fast from the passenger seat...

 

Ok She's at it again !! You all know how Fathers Day starts !! Then it's Can We Go For A Ride In Your Car ?? Can We, Can We PLEEEZZZZEEEE !!!! >>>>.

 

Mine getz nutz when she drives her Dodge minivan.... She told me she wants a '68 RoadRunner in metallic blue with the Magnum 500's and redlines...... Yeah! She's a Mopar gal...

 

Not to get personal, but --- how old is she? I'd venture to guess that a lot more people over 50 have gone 100 (or at least the speedo said 100) than people (ladies) under 50. Your first time always seems faster.

 

My exact thoughts

 

I think she wants you to go fast in the car & slow down in bed .
Never question a woman , they are always correct . And again , she might be sittin ya up to go to jail & she will have the ride all by herself.
Beware

 

Mine's 48.... Her burfday is August 6th... Heroshima day.....