The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by PoTaToTrUcK, Feb 23, 2019.
I like it. I like it.
A Christmas present from my 11 year old son!
My avitar is a pic of the door to my garage.
I'm with tubman. The bad guys may think there is stuff in there worth stealing.
I have an alarm system, 2 padlocks and a man door lock on the small door and the double wide overhead door is locked. Nothing on the doors other than a decal from the alarm company, they still break in even though I was home. The cops told me the shitheads do not care. I have since added 5 HD cameras, 2 chains and 2 vice grips to the overhead door and put up a 6 foot fence. I will let you know what they get next time thanks to the city putting in a four storey homeless shelf there done the street.
The are not homeless, they are unhouseable.
O.K.....not ON the door, but REALLY close to the door....
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. Not much on the door, “Children Playing” ( I put a wrench and a hammer in the kids hands, and gave him a ball cap and beard. Can’t help it!
You guys have that 'unhousable problem' too??? I thought that was a Calif. exclusive!
My shop is behind my house, 40 feet across the back lawn. My 'R.V.' driveway (on that side) runs in alongside it, other driveway on other side goes to my 2.5 car garage.
One attempted burglary a few years back, my Chocolate Lab Annie took a piece of Levis off the asshole as he climbed out the gate! Good girl, Annie!
"Milo's Hot Rods" **clic pic**
It's not just what's on the door but what's left off of it. Like beware of the three pissed off German shepherds or the fire power that's pointed in that direction. Some things are better left as a big surprise.
Buddy of mine has :
Even Bill Gates pays cash here !
Nothing on the outside have a couple things on the inside though. Joe
Chain and padlock.
a little bit
Nothing on the outside to keep people away, but this is on the inside.
Yes, good girl Annie!!
About 2 inches of snow!
Shop Bathroom Door
The winner !
He has boobs on his door, I hope he chimes in too!
Nothing special ;
IMG_20190226_111719 by caseywheels posted Feb 26, 2019 at 11:21 AM
^^^ the black electrical tape really looks "so right" for some reason.
I have a speed limit sign that I have anybody new who visits the shop sign. I have a Sharpie right there by the door to use. Probably should have asked people to add date also.
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