The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Tenacious A, Jul 11, 2017.
If this has been covered many times I will delete it
Not a damn thing, thats for high school kids.
Nothing! I live in the comunist republic of New Jersey, and if you have anything hanging from your mirror, it will probably get you a ticket. Alot of teen ages get pulled over for speeding, and if the kids give the officer a hard time, they will also get a ticket for having there graduation tassles hanging on their mirror.
Had fuzzy dice in high school. Dated a Brazilian foreign-exchange student from a neighboring high school and she was completely infatuated with them. (And yes, she was hotter than a 2 dollar pistol...I used to be handsome) Now only one of my ot heaps has a VFW poppy. The rest, nothing.
the shrunken head of the last guy who told me Fuzzy Dice would be cool hanging from my mirror
...and more times than the link above.
Looks like you're deleting it.
Fuzzy dice should be exterminated with extreme prejudice!
Been asked a bunch of times...
Sometimes the Handicap Parking thinghy when the knee and heart are acting up...
Nothing! I used to hang stuff when I was back in high school.
A beaded alligator my daughter made for me many years ago. Bright orange, tacky as hell and its been hanging in one of my rides since the day she gave it to me.
My OT truck has a parking pass for the public library.
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A faded poppy. My daughter put it there a decade ago when it was new, and now it's faded to match the car.
Leopard print panties!
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Brazilian girls...OMG....you 'aint kiddin' brother. I will vouch for that! The auto body shop next door to my woodshop are all Brazilians, as are most of their customers, and you should see some of the ladies that stop by there, not for the weak at heart, I have to keep a defibrillator by the door....
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Nothing....everyone knows that's "illegal"
A small Indian dream catcher. It was supposed to be a key ring but I think it looks better and will last longer hanging on my mirror. I also think this a good place for it since I'm driving my dream. (32 Ford)
I have a '32 Ford hanging from my rear view mirror.
the rest of my car hangs of the mirror
A couple of old bearings zip-tied together. Early Ford navigation system--never lose your bearings.
Nothing! I drive a chopped Dodge sedan, even the mirror covers enough of the windshield to be obnoxious at times.
Nothing, I outgrew that years ago when the fuzzy dice in my 51 Merc got stolen.
Cute! I like it.
A faded old Tweedy Pie that used to be an air freshener.
Nothing. It's illegal.
Nothing. It's how I was taught. Stuff dangling from the mirror becomes a nuisance when you're really driving.
My wife's handicap parking pass when her knee is acting up and she has trouble walking.
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