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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by grits, Jan 7, 2010.

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  1. Ok, so I'm bored to tears, to cold to go outside. I started looking through the list of members and thought I'd do some math, I will admit that that is a subject that I've never been very good at, so with calculator in hand and a few hours to kill, I have composed a list. Why?, I have no idea.

    One thing that jumped out at me was how many members have 0 post and the number was surprising, seems like a lot of members are lurkers.

    The list starts with the folks that have a number in the name and then we get into the ones in alphabetical order.

    #) 6368 members, 2727 with 0 post, that's 42.82%
    A) 2729 members, 1361 with 0 post, that's 49.87%
    B) 6794 members, 3317 with 0 post, that's 48.82%
    C) 5818 members, 2876 with 0 post, that's 49.43%
    D) 5593 members, 2828 with 0 post, that's 50.56%
    E) 1703 members, 885 with 0 post, that's 50.21%
    F) 3482 members, 1633 with 0 post, that's 46.90%
    G) 3161 members, 1587 with 0 post, that's 45.58%
    H) 3633 members, 1663 with 0 post, that's 45.77%
    I) 1002 members, 478 with 0 post, that's 47.70%
    J) 5486 members, 2879 with 0 post, that's 52.48%
    K) 2580 members, 1246 with 0 post, that's 48.29%
    L) 2927 members, 1444 with 0 post, that's 49.33%
    M) 5915 members, 2950 with 0 post, that's 49.87%
    N) 1879 members, 1856 with 0 post, that's 98.78% WOW
    O) 1979 members, 881 with 0 post, that's 44.52%
    P) 3338 members, 1640 with 0 post, that's 49.13%
    Q) 162 members, 117 with 0 post, that's 72.22%
    R) 6162 members, 3074 with 0 post, that's 49.89%
    S) 7315 members, 3449 with 0 post, that's 47.15%
    T) 5125 members, 2447 with 0 post, that's 47.75%
    U) 443 members, 223 with 0 post, that's 52.60%
    V) 1134 members, 542 with 0 post, that's 47.80 %
    W) 2145 members, 1103 with 0 post, that's 51.42%
    X) 239 members, 128 with 0 post, that's 53.56%
    Y) 338 members, 193 with 0 post, that's 57.10%
    Z) 487 members, 265 with 0 post, that's 54.41%

    Getting tired yet?

    That's a total of 87,936 people listed in the members category
    49.78% of these people have never posted.


    BUT WAIT, There's more,
    Want to know who the HEAVY POSTERS ARE?

    The Top 10 Posters are..................................

    Tman @ 18,165
    Hotrodladycrusr @ 16,910
    Bruce Lancaster @ 14,777
    Bad Bob @ 14,718
    Squirrel @ 14,548
    Roothawg @ 13,254
    Zman @ 11,874
    Royalshifter @ 10,474
    Ryan @ 10,364
    Paul @ 9612

    Want to know how many folks have just 1 post??
    You'll have to figure that out yourself, I have a headache.

    This list does not include anything or anyone before the great crash as far as I know it.
    Have a nice day.
     
  2. Slim Pickens
    Joined: Dec 15, 2008
    Posts: 3,343

    Slim Pickens
    Member

    Grits,
    You are NUTS! Very curious that 49.78% number. What are they afraid of? Being OT? I am just glad to be here amongst the posters. Slim
     
  3. My god man, you put in some work.
     
  4. Hambone64
    Joined: Oct 5, 2008
    Posts: 131

    Hambone64
    Member

    Have you tried building models? Thats pretty stimulating.
     

  5. McFly
    Joined: Oct 10, 2001
    Posts: 1,169

    McFly
    Member

    100% of Bruce Lancaster's posts are helpful. Now that's amazing!

    Glad to have him in the top 3.
     
  6. Anderson
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 7,152

    Anderson
    Member

    It's not getting any warmer.....so now, figure out the ratio of times posted vs. days as an active member. 13,000 posts in two years against 1300 posts in 9 years. Get to work!
     
  7. 333 Half Evil
    Joined: Oct 16, 2006
    Posts: 1,440

    333 Half Evil
    Member

    Fkin A Grits!!!! I'm laughin my ass off so hard I'm gonna go outside and cool off!!!! I'm sure glad that even tho I'm a dumb ass....I have yet to sit down and go through a self inflicted torture like you just did!!!!! SEE KIDS...THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD LEGALISE POT!!! If you were stoned, you'd be too busy laughing to actually figure this out!!!

    Grits, once your headache goes away, figure out what the average age is of the memebers here!!!!
    By the way, it is snowing like hell out...and about 26 degrees here, what is the temp by your place? I'll be back in a while...I'm going out to make a snow angel!!!
     
  8. falfas55
    Joined: Apr 21, 2004
    Posts: 288

    falfas55
    Member

    Come see me,I have the cure for your headache.FALFA
     
  9. falconwagon62
    Joined: Mar 17, 2006
    Posts: 1,431

    falconwagon62
    Member

    So how many did I do???....oh wait I see it now...

    Can you figure out how many just post in the classified ads and never add to the group??
     
  10. olskoolspeed
    Joined: Mar 2, 2009
    Posts: 476

    olskoolspeed
    Member
    from Ohio

    Man, I didn't think Texas got THAT cold!
     
  11. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,540

    40StudeDude
    Member

    49.78% are prolly afraid of being a FNG...

    Back when I joined, if you didn't do a proper intro, you got reamed and ridiculed for pages...oh BTW, you missed "Rocky" in your list of those that post a lot...he's in the stratosphere with his count...

    R-

    And I'd bet 70-80% of that original group I joined are now long gone, off to something else because of the PC...I never see their user names around any more.

    Me, I'm far down on the list of those that post a lot...guess I'm not as verbose.
     
  12. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    Threads: 284,365, Posts: 4,097,555, Members: 92,818
     
  13. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    Most users ever online was 2076, 02-05-2007 at 10:21 PM
     
  14. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    % of times breeder has typed something while drunk...... 91.2%
     
  15. stude_trucks
    Joined: Sep 13, 2007
    Posts: 4,754

    stude_trucks
    Member

    don't send any of this info to my wife. she's on an as need to know basis only, which is very little.
     
  16. How many have been banned or suspended? A bunch, I'll bet...
     
  17. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    Posting activity table on THE H.A.M.B.:

    <TABLE class=posting_activity summary="THE H.A.M.B. - http://www.jalopyjournal.com posting activity table"><TBODY><TR class=border-blue-bottom><TD> </TD><TD width=70>Week </TD><TD width=70>Month </TD><TD width=70><NOBR>3 Months</NOBR> </TD></TR><TR class=border-blue-bottom><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: right">Threads: </TD><TD>5,046 </TD><TD>15,006 </TD><TD>43,583 </TD></TR><TR class=border-blue-bottom><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: right">Post: </TD><TD>68,204 </TD><TD>107,354 </TD><TD>197,772 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  18. Where are the other 4882 members?
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2010
  19. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
    Posts: 13,404

    Von Rigg Fink
    Member
    from Garage

    Dude..you need to get a fuckin job:D
     
  20. Evilfordcoupe™
    Joined: May 22, 2001
    Posts: 1,831

    Evilfordcoupe™
    Member

    Yes, some people just talk way too much.


    -Jason
     
  21. temper_mental
    Joined: Oct 22, 2006
    Posts: 2,717

    temper_mental
    Member
    from Texas

    Wow that makes my brain hurt. Do you wok for the IRS? LOL
     
  22. The Shocker
    Joined: Dec 30, 2004
    Posts: 3,538

    The Shocker
    Member

    On porn sites ...
     
  23. MedicCustoms
    Joined: Nov 24, 2008
    Posts: 1,094

    MedicCustoms
    Member

    LMAO thats funny
     
  24. Mark H
    Joined: May 18, 2009
    Posts: 1,461

    Mark H
    Member
    from Scotland

    Now I've got a fuckin' headache!:D:D
     
  25. drink alot of Red Bull do you?
     
  26. 42hotrod
    Joined: Nov 3, 2005
    Posts: 811

    42hotrod
    Member
    from S.E. Idaho

    Ahhh...the Irony..talking in a thread...about not talking in any threads...
     
  27. BBobb
    Joined: Feb 5, 2007
    Posts: 1,865

    BBobb
    Member

    Take a nap bro....Your heads about to explode.When and if it does a bunch of little numbers will be seen running down your shoulder...lmao!!
     
  28. oj
    Joined: Jul 27, 2008
    Posts: 6,459

    oj
    Member

    Damn Grits, you just gotta lay off that coffee! Hard tellin what you'll do next.
     
  29. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
    Posts: 16,413

    Paul
    Editor

    at least I'm not in the top nine
     
  30. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 33,989

    Mr48chev
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Looks like Grits had a really slow day at the office. I'd bet that you could go on almost any forum on any special interest and see similar results though.

    The results are pretty much the same on two sailboat boards that I am on and I see the same thing on one Chev/GMC truck board that I frequent regulary.
     
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