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The Friday Photo WIthout a Caption Contest

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by T-Head, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. "Listen Marge!, Why don't you make a few left turns and cave in your side for awhile. I think this side has had just about enough damage for one day."
     
  2. gnichols
    Joined: Mar 6, 2008
    Posts: 10,796

    gnichols
    Member
    from Tampa, FL

    This ain't nothin', you should see the other guy! Gary
     
  3. lippy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 4,978

    lippy
    Member
    from Ks

    Slow learner.
     
  4. brajaboy
    Joined: Aug 25, 2011
    Posts: 46

    brajaboy
    Member

    "If this doesn't work this time, this car isn't the only thing thats gonna be fucked up!"
     
  5. brajaboy
    Joined: Aug 25, 2011
    Posts: 46

    brajaboy
    Member

    correction..

    "I'm telling you Lloyd! If this don't work this time .. this car isn't the only thing thats gonna be fucked up!"
     
  6. T-Head
    Joined: Jan 28, 2010
    Posts: 3,935

    T-Head
    Member
    from Paradise.

    ****UPDATE**** These are the top five so far we have gotten many GREAT captions already out of 147 already that We just had to share a few with you.

    From Gary: I said plaster of Paris not plastered in Paris.

    From Autobodied: “I need to find a new career, this driving instructor shit just isn’t cutting it.”

    From Verbal Kint: Damn it Earl, you made me drop my beer.

    From Millers Garage: I forget, is it arm straight, or arm up for a right turn signal?

    From mrconcdid: Do you think your health insurance will fix my car?
     
  7. justabeater37
    Joined: Jan 1, 2009
    Posts: 1,281

    justabeater37
    Member

    "Relax alright. My old man is a television repairman. He's got the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
     
  8. trksmth
    Joined: Feb 10, 2009
    Posts: 372

    trksmth
    Member

    NO! you are NOT driving my car AGAIN!

    "Yes, she was driving!"

    Bad day? No, she's still alive!

    Yes honey, I do like it when you do that! Just DON'T reach though the steering wheel next time.
     
  9. s1buell
    Joined: May 12, 2011
    Posts: 35

    s1buell
    Member
    from Indiana

    Do you think we can we get home from the Hospital with all left turns? If I didn't know better, I might think that you were trying to kill me.
     
  10. trksmth
    Joined: Feb 10, 2009
    Posts: 372

    trksmth
    Member

    "That had to hurt"

    "Here we go again!"

    "Well if I didn't know any better, I'd say you did that on purpose."
     
  11. atomickustom
    Joined: Aug 30, 2005
    Posts: 3,315

    atomickustom
    Member

    Okay, last time was my fault, Honey. What I meant to say was "Turn right here AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION."
     
  12. Belchfire8
    Joined: Sep 18, 2005
    Posts: 1,542

    Belchfire8
    Member

    " you still want to hang your arm out the window after what happened last time!??"


    "I told you what would happen if you kept banging on the side of the car!!!"
     
  13. cspencer
    Joined: Mar 24, 2008
    Posts: 15

    cspencer
    Member
    from Pella.IA

    I think we just might have a chance on winning the dumbest luck award at the next car show
     
  14. DirtyJoe
    Joined: Dec 1, 2011
    Posts: 267

    DirtyJoe
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I think they went that way honey.
     
  15. Chrisbcritter
    Joined: Sep 11, 2011
    Posts: 1,853

    Chrisbcritter
    Member

    I'd love to fix it, Pierre, but I used up all my Bondo on your cast!
     
  16. Westco48
    Joined: Oct 21, 2010
    Posts: 199

    Westco48
    Member

    Honey, thanks for getting my arm fixed instead of the car.
     
  17. Cowtown Speed Shop
    Joined: Sep 26, 2010
    Posts: 1,182

    Cowtown Speed Shop
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from KC

    Shit!, I almost had it, that time, Just a little closer next round
     
  18. Fedcospeed
    Joined: Aug 17, 2008
    Posts: 2,011

    Fedcospeed
    Member

    This high speed mailbag delivery shit has gotta stop
     
  19. edweird
    Joined: Jan 4, 2009
    Posts: 3,187

    edweird
    Member

    lets try this again, last time it didnt work so good.
     
  20. wsdad
    Joined: Dec 31, 2005
    Posts: 1,254

    wsdad
    Member

    There goes that blind mailman again...
     
  21. Munster Motors
    Joined: Jan 23, 2012
    Posts: 457

    Munster Motors
    Member

    Its my money! and i want it now!!
     
  22. slickhale
    Joined: Dec 19, 2010
    Posts: 758

    slickhale
    Member
    from Phoenix

    "I told you if you hung that damn cast out there it was gonna dent the door!"
     

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