Texting for seniors

Ok this is OT but pretty funny considering the demographic here.
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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. <o></o>

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
SUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go...Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry...Gas

PIMP: Piddled in my pants.
ROFL: CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up

TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

 

Funny
Somehow I was expecting this to be boomer bashing. But I had to look anyway.