May those that love us, love us well And for those that don't, May God turn their hearts, If He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles so we will know them by their limping.. Slainte!!!
Today is the 1 day out of the year I'm not Irish, Let everyone else give it a try. My children are 1/2 Irish 1/2 mexican, I call em my lil micksicans!
Here's my contribution: Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?' The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.' The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin?' The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.' The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?' The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.' The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?' The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.' The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self! About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.' Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?' Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.' Happy Saint Patrick's Day fellow HAMBers!!! Harold O'Dzierzynski
what do you call a Irish woman on your porch?............................... ********************************************** PATTY O'FURNICHER
I had a big bowl of Lucky Charms for Breakfast (I'm of English/Scottish descent,Don't hold that against me,it's right next door...) That's how I've celebrated so far today.... I can't add my joke to this thread,for it will surely be deleted or get me banned.... So here's some videos instead; <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XvaIO9Gb7Jg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XvaIO9Gb7Jg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> <object height="385" width="480"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DwQbPgouUYo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></object>
There's a fire at the local pub...when the firefighters go in there's an Irishman sitting at the bar having a drink. The firefighter asks him how it started and he tells them....I don't know...it was like this when I got here!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
My grams Tannehill told me this one, she said it was an old irish proverb. A man works, a man dies, and he is forgotten before his sweat dries. So an Irisher is combing the beach for driftwood to light his meager fire, the potatoes need boiled you know, and he finds an old barnacle encrusted lamp half buried in the sand. "Faith and Begorrah" he say,"What matter of trinket may this be?" He tries to shuck the mess off of the lamp, in doing so he awoke the genie! As the smoke billows out of the spout the mick drops to the sand in amazement, and says "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" The genie appears and says" Master you have 3 wishes!" To which the bewildered man answers"I would like a pint o whiskey!" And magically his pint appeared! So he popped the cork, took a suspisious sniff, and found it good enough. Down the pint went, and when he lowered it, it magically refilled. Twice this happened before the breath was taken and the question was asked" How do you do this?" The answer from the genie was" It will always refill!" So sure that the man was satisfied the genie replies" What are your 2 other wishes Master?" And Paddy says with a grin on his face" I'll take two more bottles!"
yeah happy patties day today is my oldest sons birthday the big nineteen and knows everything, imagine that huh?
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