The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tolo2go, Jun 18, 2013.
So, you want to get a room?
If it flies, floats or f@(k$....
A duck walks into a pharmacy & asks the man for some Chapstick. He says "That'll be $1.39." The duck says, "Put it on my bill."
I'll show ya interesting...
thanks for that! now I have to go clean my key board and screen......I had a mouth full of coffee when I clicked play. best laugh I've had all week
Wow man..........I'm seeing colors..............
1 out of 3 people are unfaithful in a relationship. I can't help but wonder if its my wife or my girlfriend.....
the real root of this insanity is the Summer Solstice....
Duck walks into a pharmacy, ask the man for a condom. He said "You want me to put that on your bill?" Duck said "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
They are geese. Ducks don't fly in a "V".
I thought Pontiac made the Solstice
Apparently........ Ducks can't walk backwards - no shit!
we call them spuds in Ireland
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!” But the cashier doesn’t speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, ducks cannot speak, therefore this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he’d need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
I'm in!...."you've heard of him!...The NewBomb Turk Memorial Library!"
man walks into a bar with a duck growing out of his head. bar tender asks; whoa! how did that happen? duck says; i don't know, it started as a zit on my ass.
why would you call ducks 'spuds' in Ireland ??
Now I have 14 posts. FNG
say Goodnight Gracie...
A duck, a skunk and a giraffe order drinks at the bar. The duck doesn't have a bill, the skunk doesn't have a scent, so the giraffe says "Well, I guess the hiballs are on me".
How many foot-pounds in a wooden leg ???
A guy with a duck on his head walks into a psychiatrist's office.
The shrink says "How can I help you?"
The duck answers " Well for starters, you can get this guy off my ass!"
Saloon doors fly open, dog limps up to the bar and says " I want to see the man who shot my paw!"
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Then I realized...This is that thread.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "what's with the long face"?
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