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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tolo2go, Jun 18, 2013.

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  1. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
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    traffic61
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    from Owasso, OK

    So, you want to get a room?
     

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  2. house of fab
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    house of fab
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    from ashland va

    If it flies, floats or f@(k$....
    Rent it...
     
  3. 1pickup
    Joined: Feb 20, 2011
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    A duck walks into a pharmacy & asks the man for some Chapstick. He says "That'll be $1.39." The duck says, "Put it on my bill."
     
  4. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
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    from Michigan

    I'll show ya interesting...


     
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  5. thanks for that! now I have to go clean my key board and screen......I had a mouth full of coffee when I clicked play.:eek::eek::D best laugh I've had all week
     
  6. Wow man..........I'm seeing colors..............
     
  7. Sphynx
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
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    Sphynx
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    from Central Fl

    1 out of 3 people are unfaithful in a relationship. I can't help but wonder if its my wife or my girlfriend.....
     
  8. Hnstray
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    :mad: :D :mad:
     
  9. 345winder
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    the real root of this insanity is the Summer Solstice....
     
  10. 53 ford
    Joined: Apr 8, 2012
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    Duck walks into a pharmacy, ask the man for a condom. He said "You want me to put that on your bill?" Duck said "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
     
  11. docmike
    Joined: Oct 2, 2011
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    They are geese. Ducks don't fly in a "V".
     
  12. 2racer
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    I thought Pontiac made the Solstice
     
  13. Apparently........ Ducks can't walk backwards - no shit!
     
  14. murf 32
    Joined: May 30, 2013
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    we call them spuds in Ireland
     
  15. A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!” But the cashier doesn’t speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, ducks cannot speak, therefore this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he’d need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
     
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  16. groundpounder
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    I'm in!...."you've heard of him!...The NewBomb Turk Memorial Library!"
     
  17. man walks into a bar with a duck growing out of his head. bar tender asks; whoa! how did that happen? duck says; i don't know, it started as a zit on my ass.
     
  18. Hnstray
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    why would you call ducks 'spuds' in Ireland ?? :confused:
     
  19. tolo2go
    Joined: May 29, 2013
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    ...you're welcome.:D
     
  20. tolo2go
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    Now I have 14 posts. FNG
     
  21. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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    3wLarry
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    from Owasso, Ok

    say Goodnight Gracie...
     
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  22. Goodnight George
     
  23. blowby
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    blowby
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    from Nicasio Ca

    Ha!

    A duck, a skunk and a giraffe order drinks at the bar. The duck doesn't have a bill, the skunk doesn't have a scent, so the giraffe says "Well, I guess the hiballs are on me".
     
  24. murf 32
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  25. How many foot-pounds in a wooden leg ???
     
  26. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
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    traffic61
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    from Owasso, OK

    A guy with a duck on his head walks into a psychiatrist's office.

    The shrink says "How can I help you?"

    The duck answers " Well for starters, you can get this guy off my ass!"
     
  27. Saloon doors fly open, dog limps up to the bar and says " I want to see the man who shot my paw!"

    Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!
     
  28. N8B
    Joined: Sep 28, 2009
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    I have often wondered if the HAMB should have one obnoxious thread where everyone could just come dump all of their useless info, jokes, sayings and all around general tomfoolery......







    Then I realized...This is that thread.
     
  29. pumpman
    Joined: Dec 6, 2010
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    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "what's with the long face"?
     
  30. Classic!
     
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