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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tolo2go, Jun 18, 2013.

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  1. 345winder
    Joined: Oct 27, 2010
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    BANNED


    here i sit broken hearted...
    came to shit, but only farted...
     
  2. willys1
    Joined: Oct 31, 2012
    Posts: 1,021

    willys1
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    from South Ga

    fn AWESOME! lmao
     
  3. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Posts: 18,341

    falcongeorge
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    from BC

    Latex allergy??

    [​IMG]
     
  4. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
    Posts: 1,505

    traffic61
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    from Owasso, OK

    Dang, Slim Whitman just passed away. There goes our first line of defense from invading Martians.
     
  5. Math Haiku

    For right triangle,
    hypotenuse squared equals
    sum of squares of legs!
     
  6. Craigslist can be a pain if no one is watching the ad on a regular basis.

    It IS frustrating to attempt contact and get no response.

    If the duck is from wisconsin, is he a cheese quacker??
     
  7. 117harv
    Joined: Nov 12, 2009
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    Too many locked threads, we need more DELETED threads, how about this one.
     
  8. flynbrian48
    Joined: Mar 10, 2008
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    No, don't shut it down, I find it interesting!
     
  9. outlaw256
    Joined: Jun 26, 2008
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    outlaw256
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    ME EITHER!! I call my son...lol
     
  10. OLLIN
    Joined: Aug 25, 2006
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    OLLIN
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    If a bear shits in the woods, does anyone hear it?

    Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!
     
  11. OLLIN
    Joined: Aug 25, 2006
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    Maybe you have to play it cool and use the "wait 5 days rule" :confused:


    Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!
     
  12. docmike
    Joined: Oct 2, 2011
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    If I look up and see a flock of ducks flying in a "V" how can I tell what kind of ducks they are? :confused:

    Doc
     
  13. seb fontana
    Joined: Sep 1, 2005
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    seb fontana
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    from ct

    Vy a Duck? Vy not a cow or chicken? ..
    Is that a U boat? Nah, dats notta my boat..Chico, one of four..
     
  14. when my dog read this, she laughed so hard she piddled on the floor. i had whack her with a rolled up newspaper, now we're both sad.
     
  15. mashed
    Joined: Oct 15, 2011
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    mashed
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    from 4077th

    I carried a watermelon.
     
  16. Jaybird60
    Joined: Oct 17, 2011
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    Must be one of those days, at work today one of our customers emailed me asking if we could cover a specific load for tomorrow. I emailed back "Should can to do it tomorrow". They followed up with a phone call.
     
  17. So I should try cotton underwear instead?
     
  18. Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
     
  19. seb fontana
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    seb fontana
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    from ct

    Oh most definately!! Crotch rot not pleasant...
     
  20. 28TUDOR
    Joined: Jan 25, 2007
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    How come most birds have a pecker and ducks only have a bill? Is it because they are so foul?....
     
  21. I think I may try some dryer sheets . . .
     
  22. B Ramsey
    Joined: Mar 29, 2009
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    How do a duck from Tennesee go?

    Quack quack, y'all....
     
  23. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
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    Rickybop
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    from Michigan

    OMG, yes...lol.

    If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
     
  24. BootleggerMatt
    Joined: Aug 17, 2011
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    Ha ha ha ha
     
  25. williebill
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    2300 views and nobody's offered the OP a hug yet?
    Y'all are a mean bunch ...somebody in Ohio go touch this guy
     
  26. this guy will do it . . .

    [​IMG]
     
  27. Heo2
    Joined: Aug 9, 2011
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    Them frenchfries potatoes uuhhhmm:D
     
  28. N8B
    Joined: Sep 28, 2009
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    N8B
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    Why so many

    [​IMG]

    Lately?
     
  29. afaulk
    Joined: Jul 20, 2011
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    afaulk
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    My, my, my, the wisdom of so many of my contemporaries. Please be sure that I share your sentiments.
     
  30. When buggs bunny says:whats up duck?
    Is he talking to Duffy or Elmer
     
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