Hot Rods Something I found interesting

You're supposed to mix the molassas with milk and put it in the other end!!!! It wont do much for the rust but it helps with the old age difficulty.

 

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

 

Man goes to his Doctor and says, Doc I have diarrhea.

Doc says, when did you first notice?

Man says, when I took the bicycle clip off of my trousers.

 

Man had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now is at the doctor's office for his final follow up visit and wants to know when he can start having sex again. The doctor explains that he would be able to resume his sex life as soon as he could climb two flights of stairs without becoming winded. Guy listens attentively and then says, "What if I look for a woman who lives on the ground floor?"
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"Does Howdy Dooty have wooden balls"? First- What kinda tree sacrificed itself for that? Second-Who the hell would do such a thing?

 

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a duck in the front seat. "What are you doing with that duck?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the duck again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that duck to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

 

anybody have experience with one of these things?

 

I'm just passing through, so I thought I'd leave this... here...




Here come the cops, I mean, mods...

 

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."

 

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his neighbor while walking through the jungle?

 

no what happened??

 

he shit his neighbor...duh

 

I cant pull myself away from the computer because of this thread!

 

..... boing!!!!

 

Whats two mexicans playing basketball called??
Juan on Juan

 

That is fucking disgusting.

 

It's not that bad, Ryan. I can say with certainty that I've given worse interviews. Much worse.

 

I can smell that shit from here, gag gag gag

Scotty

 

'n.z.rodder'


I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stay away

 

You know the party's started when the Kiwis are here.

Scotty

 

Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

 

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself???

 

A guy walks into his kitchen where his wife is standing. The guy has a duck under his arm. He says, "This is the pig I've been fu*king." His wife says, "That's a duck."

The guy says, "I wasn't talking to you."
Glad to see everyone is still having fun with this.

 

about the same thing as after you drink a 12 pack of Hefeweizen.

 

Yes but the second mouse gets the cheese. Think about it.



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if you ate nothing but cheese for 3 days what would happen? lol.

 

^ not shit

 

I had an uncle that lost so much weight he fell through his own asshole and hung himself...

 

Guy has a parrot that just won't shut up. Squawk squawk squawk. The guy is stressed, and he's had enough of the bird's noise. In kind of a fit of rage he grabs the bird and says, "I'll fix you!"...and throws the bird into the freezer and closes the door. Right away the bird starts in with, "Oh dear! Oh my god! Oh shit! Please Mr...let me out! I promise to be quiet!" The guy feels bad that he lost his temper and doesn't really wanna freeze the poor bird to death...so he opens the freezer door to let the bird out. The Parrot is very grateful and says, "Oh thank you thank you thank you!...I promise I'll keep quiet." Then, glancing back at the freezer in fear, the bird asks..."By the way...what did the chicken do wrong???"