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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by slim tempo, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. carbed87
    Joined: Nov 3, 2008
    Posts: 586

    carbed87

    i recently changed mine to what it is now after constanly being asked if it's bagged (which it isn't)
     
  2. Cruiser
    Joined: May 29, 2006
    Posts: 2,240

    Cruiser
    Member

    My signature is a state of mind and where I'm coming from, I think you can tell a lot about a person by the signature they pick.

    CRUISER :cool:
     
  3. flathead okie
    Joined: May 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,480

    flathead okie
    Member

    What?????????????:D
     
  4. LSGUN
    Joined: May 26, 2007
    Posts: 1,260

    LSGUN
    Member
    from TX

    "When you're cruising around in your full-house flathead, you find yourself leaning over the steering wheel, looking for a fight."<O:p</O:p
     
  5. "Drivin' humble in a beat up car is a whole lot better than the proudest walk."
    "For many folks, common sense IS rocket science."
     
  6. Grumbler
    Joined: Mar 2, 2009
    Posts: 358

    Grumbler
    Member

    Self explanatory. I only wish I hadn't found out the hard way....
     
  7. mickeymoto48
    Joined: Dec 21, 2008
    Posts: 23

    mickeymoto48
    Member

    Just Google "funny one-liners" for a veritable plethora of humorous stuff.
     
  8. nexxussian
    Joined: Mar 14, 2007
    Posts: 3,251

    nexxussian
    Member

    Mine is a statement of fact, the quote is because I hear so many people (not here) that get down on someone for trying to do something themselves (like build a one off intake for example).

    He'll, I know people that think making an engine mount bracket is a dark art (WTF :confused: ).

    I've glommed one from this thread, dunno if it'll fit.

    One I saw was "if it ain't broke, fix it till it is." :D
     
  9. Hogman
    Joined: Nov 22, 2011
    Posts: 194

    Hogman
    Member
    from Dallas, TX

    Some great signatures out there.
     
  10. burnout2614
    Joined: Sep 21, 2009
    Posts: 612

    burnout2614
    Member

    I pay a lot of attention to signatures and there are a LOT of good ones! peace
     
  11. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 18,475

    Deuces
    Member
    from Michigan

    I'm always changing mine.... :rolleyes:
     
  12. BettyBlue
    Joined: Dec 21, 2008
    Posts: 377

    BettyBlue
    Member

    i like sex... so?
     
  13. larryj
    Joined: Jan 21, 2011
    Posts: 122

    larryj
    Member
    from Madison AL

    Mine's original, at least I had never heard it before.

    Just came to me one day after reading a normal discussion of someone's build on this board. :D
     
  14. nashvegas99
    Joined: Feb 29, 2008
    Posts: 526

    nashvegas99
    Member

    My daddy used to say this to me....usually right after i didnt listen and screwed something up.....
    Boy, you could tear up a steel anvil in 10 feet of water with a rubber mallet.

    Pretty much still holds true. Haha
     
  15. nashvegas99
    Joined: Feb 29, 2008
    Posts: 526

    nashvegas99
    Member

    My daddy used to say this to me....usually right after i didnt listen and screwed something up.....
    Boy, you could tear up a steel anvil in 10 feet of water with a rubber mallet.

    Pretty much still holds true. Haha
     
  16. Because it is true!
     
  17. clockwork31
    Joined: Sep 28, 2010
    Posts: 439

    clockwork31
    Member

    Social Distortion song. Life is short so I'm doing the best I can to realize my dreams.
     
  18. I like mine. Friend of mine uses: If you cross thread it, you don't need loc-tite.
    My personal favorite, though, is in the immortal words of Granny Clampett:
    "if brains were lard, you wouldn't grease too big a pan!"
     
  19. Thorkle Rod
    Joined: May 24, 2006
    Posts: 1,392

    Thorkle Rod
    Member

    I always liked this one

    "I used to have dislexia but I am KO now"
     
  20. dirt t
    Joined: Mar 20, 2007
    Posts: 4,591

    dirt t
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Kingman,AZ
    1. HAMB Old Farts' Club

    Some one has "Build A bridge and get over it."
     
  21. mtflat
    Joined: Jan 28, 2003
    Posts: 422

    mtflat
    Member

    My sig line isn't witty, but I do end up explaining my user name alot

    no, I don't live alone, but I do live in Flathead county Montana (MT) and four FLAThead powered Ford trucks keep me entertained.
     
  22. From my cousin Lenny, after his kids were whining about not haveing anything to do. And ALL of us are intellegent...right?
     
  23. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 26,731

    Mr48chev
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I stole the latest one of mine from an email news letter simply because it fits so well.
     
  24. coupemerc
    Joined: Jul 16, 2007
    Posts: 406

    coupemerc
    Member

    Mine came from slot car racing back in the 60's...
     
  25. Simple.
    Joined: Dec 3, 2007
    Posts: 186

    Simple.
    Member
    from Troy, MI

    Mine is a joke, I assure you.

    Jon
     
  26. 117harv
    Joined: Nov 12, 2009
    Posts: 6,590

    117harv
    Member

    A vintage body does not a traditional hot rod make, all ingredients MUST be chozen carefully:)
     
  27. firingorder1
    Joined: Dec 15, 2006
    Posts: 2,147

    firingorder1
    Member

    Mine is just what it says.
     
  28. Kona Cruisers
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 1,074

    Kona Cruisers
    Member

    RichardD after about 30 beers on congress 2009 LSRU....
    the drunks moment of clarity i say.

    .... followed shorty by him in prirate voice, "let me tell you the story of how I lost me eye" ... it went down hill from there...
     
  29. Sonny48
    Joined: Jan 12, 2011
    Posts: 131

    Sonny48
    Member
    from Mo.

    I like this one.

    "Never trade the thrills of life for the security of existence"

    And since I'm from Hannibal Mo. I better throw in one from Mark Twain.

    "Let us endeavor so to live that
    when we come to die even the
    undertaker will be sorry"
     
  30. Flat-Foot
    Joined: Jul 1, 2010
    Posts: 1,704

    Flat-Foot
    Member
    from Locust NC

    Mine was said by my buddy Del who I didn't really know at the time. It was in a thread where all these guys were bashing some dude for asking a question they deemed stupid. I liked it because I am rather new to this and I appreciate guys like Delton who share their knowledge and remember that they didn't always know everything.
     

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