Always thought Paul Newman was a terrific actor and Cool Hand Luke is one of my favorites. The first time I saw that movie I couldn't get that line out of my head and joining the HAMB provided a perfect place to use it. Frank
Your always just one more try away from success. He who dies with the most toys wins? That's an estate sale I don't wanna miss. Hi, my name is Doug, and I'm a car addict. Are some I've used till the current one. I think I thought of them all. They are definately my versions. The current one, Uh....It's both, cheap, economical and inexpensive. If we spend time here do we become HAMBsters? is all me.
Mine came from a Tom Waits live album bootleg. He was talking about how 'it rained all day the day Elvis Presley died, and only a legend can make it do that'.
A forgotten HAMBer's : "Patiently waiting for the Angel of Death to return my call". And: " ....I woke up drunk and naked, chickens everywhere".... And lastly: 'Bag's are fer weed'- Germ.
I too have "collected" several of the ones from here...mines just me...being a smart @$$ as I have been as long as I can remember. Some day I'll change it when another gem pops into my head... Thanks for all the laughs guys...my newest favorite: Old mechanics never die, their nuts just get rusty
I don't recall whose signature it was, but I'll never forget it.. "My lack of welding ability, has greatly improved my grinding skills!"
i only belong to 2 car sites:this one & a classic Hudson one,but i belong to 3 motorcycle/chopper sites. some of the ones i use there are. fear is temporary-regret is forever. brothers til the end---end of the block. they laugh 'cause i'm different-- i laugh 'cause they're ALL the same!!! dont belong! dont exist! dont give a shit! dont EVER F*CKEN JUDGE ME!!! have ya kissed a pitbull lately if i cared would it show? like i planned this out here i'm kinda boring --just a link to my photobucket account
Mine is pretty simple. I live just within the legal boundaries of it because I wouldn't want to rot in jail. lololol
Mine isn't funny or clever, but it draws a poinient tangent to the immeasurable impact the internet has had on our lives, and more specificly, what the HAMB has done for the spread of knowledge and ideas, though out the hot rod community. And for those of you who don't know who he is.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Gutenberg
Me Favorite.............. "LQQKIN' for Young, intelligent, big breasted Lady, to ride on MY fender, NUDE........................."
333 Half Evil's used to be "well dip me in chocolate, and throw me to the lesbians!" If you know him well enough to know how he came about that, you'd laugh yer ass off for sure!!! That kid sure the hell lived an unbelievable life....makes me think I lived mine under a rock.
Probably no real humor in my sig line. The first part is a bean quote and probably makes no real sense to you unless you understand me. That is highly doubtful the only one who really understands me is Wilbur. A certain Austonian wrote this about me, "Them who don't know him don't like him and them who do will swear that they don't understand him . . ." The second I stole from Tommy becaue it made sense to me well that and real street rodders always said that I wasn't.
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