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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Brandy, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Ohhhhh so we ALL love to see a good accident. We all twist our pretty lil necks up like Linda Blair in hopes of seeing some sort of gore. I bought a train wreck just over a year ago. From what I was told by the genius who owned the car *not to be confused with the genius I bought the car from*, it was SITTING when it went *KABOOM*! Now, I was born at night, but not last night.:D

    I pulled the heads and found parts of skirts having a weekly AA meeting on top of my lifters. I yanked the motor with a lil work and a suitcase of dirty words, pulled the pan and picked up the rod from cyl 8. It was a fun twisted mess and I blamed it for the destruction. Thanks to Rocky *I blame Rocky, I blame Rocky*, I sourced myself a 1960 389. It's taken me a year of blood, sweat, tears and more importantly, a whole new barrel of some VERY colorful words. It's kind of an odd feeling, I'm excited, relieved and VERY thankful...not to mention burnt the buck out!:D

    I guess so as not to make this long winded it's time to say personal thank you's to the people who helped make this easier for me......then it's PEEKTURE time because it provokes our inner voyeur!:eek: :p

    The Hamb---for putting up with my shit for this long & giving me a place to take my mind off the bitch out in the drive way.

    Rocky---for talking me into that stupid stinkin cotton pickin motor and answering all of my guru questions.

    Forsakenfew---he kicked up a PAIR of good exhaust manifolds AND shipped them to me all for the price of a thankyou! What a GREAT donation to the Brandy fund.

    Whodaky---for buying and personalizing THE coolest aircleaner EVER!!

    And to the rest of you for answering my DUMB questions, listening to me piss and moan and having faith........no Mac, threatening a blow to the baby maker with a gangsta glide is NOT faith.;)

    NOW! Bring on the go go dancers!!!
     
  2. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    This is my train wreck.......get out the hot pad and bengay.:D

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  3. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    And nevermind the dirty lil sausages I call fingers......in some cultures they find that sexy! Just hope it's not the sort of culture that eats with their hands.:D

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  4. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    I'm gunna egay these parts.........original SHATTER streak pistons.:D

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  5. Crusty Nut
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
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    Nice parts you got there. Also, my wife has little sausage fingers and I DO think they are sexy:D
     
  6. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Or use them in the fish tank.......or a letter opener as sharp as they are.:D

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  7. That is so cool, I love to see blowed up engine parts:D
     
  8. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    And of course my uber sexy aircleaner.....I'll post peektures of my finished motor as soon as I get back home. It's all about the bling bling!;) :D

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  9. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
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    TINGLER

    SAUSAGE FINGERS.....ohhhh nooo...hahahaha...:D

    My professional diagnoses?....that engine done shit the bed.
     
  10. PDX Lefty
    Joined: Aug 12, 2004
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    Now that rod would make some nice garage art.
     
  11. Ahhh, a sacrifice. The engine Gods are pleased. Gotta love a woman who can REALLY break stuff.
     
  12. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Nah, I didn't do that! I was the one who did knock out all the other pistons with a 20 pound sledge.....like playing croquet.:D
     
  13. RagDoll
    Joined: Aug 27, 2004
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    Good pontiac gods girl! Don't scare me with those. Those would make a helluva custom trophy...
     
  14. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
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    I never thought I'd say this to a chick, but...

    Hey, nice rod!

    This is reason number 646 why I love you so.:)
    (reason 467 is the dirt under the fingernails)

    You kick major ass! (for a girl) :p
     
  15. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, that's F*&# up!!! :) Good luck with the new 389.......long live the Brandymoble!!
     

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  16. QQMOON
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    Nice fingers shame about the pistons

    ya gotta get a little dirt on ya hands girl if you wanna grow up to be big stong girl ya gotta get a little dirt on ya hands
     
  17. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Moon Doggie........yer talkin to a girl who's enrolled in Diesel and Welding classes.:D

    Here's a peek at the ghetto fab color of my new 389............I likes to call it Gangsta Gold or Gold Toof.:D :D


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  18. Sexy bitch....You pick who I was talking to....
     
  19. QQMOON
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    Moon Doggie........yer talkin to a girl who's enrolled in Diesel and Welding classes.:D


    I told ya as soon as you can weld you can marry my wife and my life will be complete lol

    Nice covers "Gangsta Gold eh " sounds about right
     
  20. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
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    Whatever. That rod & piston is fine.

    Just needs a little cleaning that's all. Just wipe it off & pop it back in. Should work just fine.
     
  21. Thumper
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
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    Damn.......that sombitch is broke...but through it all you will prevail and the Tin Indian will once again prowl the streets looking for victims with it's unbridaled horsepower and a true believer behind the wheel.
     
  22. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Look at the poet!:D I think I might be fond of your way with words.;)
     
  23. 49 Fastback
    Joined: Jun 24, 2005
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    49 Fastback
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    from Ohio

    Nothin' a little duct tape and a few zip ties can't fix!

    And the gangsta paint--"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger..." Sweet.

    Tucker
     
  24. Derek Mitchell
    Joined: Nov 22, 2004
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    I wanted to buy that when it was for sale, glad you got it. :D

    Nice work, good luck with the finishing of her, whats her name?

    Ever think about hand modeling for auto part stores? Could be lucrative.
     
  25. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    She's not officially been named yet.

    Think I could get work as a handy??:rolleyes: :D

    Yeah yeah, yer jealous and you know it.:p :D :p
     
  26. RagDoll
    Joined: Aug 27, 2004
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    The Harlot needs a friend. Call her Jezebel. As much as you wanted to lock yourself in her trunk, I am glad you got her too...you wouldnt have given me the time o day! LOL! I gots ideas for those parts....
     
  27. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    God who can tell a purdy gal who asks SO nicely no? Jezebel it is! Are you saying I'm acidic?:D
     
  28. RagDoll
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    Like we said earlier...Just the 'Pot' callin' the 'Kettle' black! It could have been [​IMG] . Hurry and post those pics. I want to see the Gold toofed engine.
     
  29. Thumper
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    I guess you just bring it out in me..........the words just flow out like the exhaust through a finely tuned set of headers shattering the still night air..... sending chills down your spine with a tone that will burn itself into your soul.:D
     
  30. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Guess it's better then what I bring out in most men.:eek: :D
     

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