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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 5,408

    verde742
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    Sometimes I sit and think, other times I just sit.......



    Surprisingly,
    Statistics have indicated "there are No Virgins in the VIRGIN ISLANDS.."
    Likewise :" In the Canary Islands statistics indicate there are No Virgins There Either."
     
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  2. Boneyard51
    Joined: Dec 10, 2017
    Posts: 4,391

    Boneyard51
    Member

    My friend John. “ Hell, we ain’t building a watch! Weld it” while we were working on his truck frame!








    Bones
     
  3. Bones,,,that is the best I have heard.
    Of course,,,I haven’t read all of them,,Lol

    Tommy
     
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  4. Almostdone
    Joined: Dec 19, 2019
    Posts: 318

    Almostdone
    Member

    The more you roll a turd the more you get on you ( quote from my mother-in-law).

    What are you trying to do, blow my mind? GTO in the movie Two-lane blacktop.
     
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  5. dirt t
    Joined: Mar 20, 2007
    Posts: 4,672

    dirt t
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    from Kingman,AZ
    1. HAMB Old Farts' Club

    We ain't building a piano , just the box it comes in.
     
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  6. Boneyard51
    Joined: Dec 10, 2017
    Posts: 4,391

    Boneyard51
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    Those people who think they know it all sure piss off , us that do!








    Bones
     
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  7. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 5,408

    verde742
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    with dark glasses, I find I can look at the sun, and cleavage longer...

    God made firefighters, So cops can have heroes, ( not TRUE anymore !!!! neverwas )

    Damn, I don't know we'er headed, but we'er makin' good time..

    If I have told you once, I have told you a million times, " Stop exaggerating "

    OK , BUT if you break your leg, DON'T come running to me...
     
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  8. v8flat44
    Joined: Nov 13, 2017
    Posts: 555

    v8flat44

    You can't argue with ignorance.
     
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  9. Boneyard51
    Joined: Dec 10, 2017
    Posts: 4,391

    Boneyard51
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    “If I have to explain....... you wouldn’t understand!”
    Why I like old cars and hot rodding.








    Bones
     
  10. Ziggster
    Joined: Aug 27, 2018
    Posts: 585

    Ziggster
    Member

    Be the change you wish to see in the world.

    Gandi

    So roll like a boulder and not like a pebble
    You roll like a rock, you roll like a rebel

    Dream Warriors
     
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  11. jimmy six
    Joined: Mar 21, 2006
    Posts: 7,188

    jimmy six
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    "What do you have when there is a policeman and fireman in the same room"?........ 2 guys who wanted to be firemen.
     
  12. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
    Posts: 13,811

    DDDenny
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    from oregon

    Yes, people should honor a fireman at any opportunity!
     
  13. gene-koning
    Joined: Oct 28, 2016
    Posts: 2,037

    gene-koning
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    Can't never did anything.
    You learn from your mistakes, now, get out there and screw something up, so you can learn how to fix it.
    The more it costs to fix, or the harder it is to fix, the longer you will remember what not to do.
    If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.
    If you want to become rich, figure out what rich people want, then provide it. (Easier said then done!)
    People will always pay for a job well done.
    Daddy always told me: When you do as little work as you do, what you do better be really good.
    If something is really screwed up and doesn't work at all, you can't really hurt it by trying to fix it now, can you?
    Everyone has their own idea of how things are done right, and how things are done wrong. The reality is, the right way is when something functions the way it was designed to function. The wrong way is any way that does not work. (I've also heard my dad say: The wrong way is any way except the way I (he) would have done it.) Gene
     
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  14. jnaki
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
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    jnaki

    Hello,

    We have always led a quiet and serene life. Even when it was pushing us to the brink. We have been together for 50+ years. The best quote for our way of life was written by fashion designer, Oscar de la Renta.

    “Luxury, to me, is not buying expensive things;
    It is about living in a way where you appreciate things.”
    upload_2020-2-22_10-59-40.png A fashion maven at 5 years old.

    Jnaki

    Being a couple of 20 somethings started something together, through thick and thin. College, rock concerts, hot rods, surfing, photography, and sailing, helped define us with our adventures, together. “Endure” is how we got through everything all this time through thick and thin. We appreciate each other and our family history, that includes the aforementioned activities with sailing (20+ years) and granddaughter, now, front in center.

    upload_2020-2-22_11-2-20.png
     
  15. BoogittyShoe
    Joined: Feb 18, 2020
    Posts: 330

    BoogittyShoe

    "Don't let the gas pedal get ahead of the brake pedal." - my dad
    "Drive so that everyone gets home." -me
     
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  16. Pete1
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
    Posts: 1,805

    Pete1
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    from Wa.

    Earth first, we will log the other planets later.
     
  17. winduptoy
    Joined: Feb 19, 2013
    Posts: 2,120

    winduptoy
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    "the mop is only as good as the sweep" Auntie Wanda.... making the point it is all in the preparation

    " I'm going to hit you so hard, they arrest you for speeding in El Paso"
    my wife when she isn't pleased with me adapted from Milagro Beanfield Wars....haven't heard it for awhile.....
     
  18. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
    Posts: 1,003

    X-cpe

    From my mom when I got married, "Take care of each other because right now that's all you've got." Has worked for fifty years.
     
  19. hotrodjack33
    Joined: Aug 19, 2019
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    hotrodjack33
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    I'll smack you so hard, that your kids will be born dizzy...
     
  20. 2OLD2FAST
    Joined: Feb 3, 2010
    Posts: 2,743

    2OLD2FAST
    Member
    from illinois

    It'll work or it won't .....
     
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  21. enloe
    Joined: May 10, 2006
    Posts: 8,575

    enloe
    Member
    from east , tn.

    Thinking don’t cost a thing.
     
  22. 2OLD2FAST
    Joined: Feb 3, 2010
    Posts: 2,743

    2OLD2FAST
    Member
    from illinois

    My pal Joey from 45 years ago while I was rubbing out his fender , " If they look that close , punch 'em in the eye"

    My grandpa circa 1966 ,
    I was having trouble working on my '57 , he grinned and said " Some dumbass ( pick your favorite racial slur) put that thing together , you oughta. be smart enough to fix it !
     
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  23. BoogittyShoe
    Joined: Feb 18, 2020
    Posts: 330

    BoogittyShoe

    (When working)
    Focus on the work, not the worker.
     
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  24. sunbeam
    Joined: Oct 22, 2010
    Posts: 4,979

    sunbeam
    Member

    Beware of the person who thinks everyone is out to get him.
     
  25. the Hurrier I get the Behinder I get. My weld will hold until it breaks. That car has so much Bondo they musta bought it in a 55 gallon drum! My wife when she sees a POS vehicle always exclaims Randall that looks like something you would own.
     
  26. cheepsk8
    Joined: Sep 5, 2011
    Posts: 560

    cheepsk8
    Member
    from west ky

    "Arguing with a man who has renounced reason
    is like giving a dead man medicine"
    Boyd Crowder
     
  27. enloe
    Joined: May 10, 2006
    Posts: 8,575

    enloe
    Member
    from east , tn.

    Boyd Crowder was awesome on that show

    his new show is good as well
     
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  28. enloe
    Joined: May 10, 2006
    Posts: 8,575

    enloe
    Member
    from east , tn.

    When I would be wrestling around with my dad right before he put the hurt on me he would say.
    “Don’t back up to a load that you can’t tote”

    right after that I would say “ oww oww oww”
     
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