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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 8,360

    Rusty O'Toole
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    Advertising: Persuading people to buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like.
     
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  2. I'll tell you what.
    What?
    I just did.
     
  3. 532r5
    Joined: Jan 4, 2017
    Posts: 24

    532r5

    In the winter you can always put more clothes on. In the summer you can only take so much off.

    Sent from my SM-G930V using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  4. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 8,360

    Rusty O'Toole
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    Be yourself. If that doesn't work try being someone else.
     
  5. Old6rodder
    Joined: Jun 20, 2006
    Posts: 2,366

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    from SoCal
    1. HA/GR owners group

    Time wounds all heels.
     
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  6. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 4,108

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    There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. 'But it ended,' he said, 'when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.'

    'What did she say?' asked the friend.

    The husband replied, 'She said... Come out from under that bed, you coward!'
     
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  7. Jeremy Shay
    Joined: Jul 11, 2009
    Posts: 324

    Jeremy Shay
    Member
    from Las Vegas

    Nervous?... like a cat covering shit on a marble floor.

    Scared... like a dog shitting razor blades.

    Stay quiet... like a wet dog trying to sneak in the door.





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  8. BrerHair
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
    Posts: 3,970

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    One of my dad's: Indecisive . . . "He don't know whether to shit or wind his watch."
     
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  9. sevenhills1952
    Joined: Mar 14, 2018
    Posts: 293

    sevenhills1952

    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over, Rover drove her, 'coz he had a bone of his own.

    Sent from my SM-S320VL using Tapatalk
     
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  10. SR100
    Joined: Nov 26, 2013
    Posts: 389

    SR100

  11. lc1963
    Joined: Aug 12, 2008
    Posts: 152

    lc1963
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    from iowa

    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

    Tradition is the enemy of progress
    Progress is the enemy of tradition

    If you don't listen you feel.

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  12. lc1963
    Joined: Aug 12, 2008
    Posts: 152

    lc1963
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    from iowa

    As a teacher
    You can lead a student to knowledge but you can not make them think.

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  13. Speedwrench
    Joined: Nov 21, 2009
    Posts: 888

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    He didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so he closed one eye and farted.
     
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  14. Ned Ludd
    Joined: May 15, 2009
    Posts: 3,582

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    I'd come up with that one independently.
     
  15. stubbsrodandcustom
    Joined: Dec 28, 2010
    Posts: 828

    stubbsrodandcustom
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    from Spring tx

    Play Stupid Games
    Win Stupid Prizes!
     
  16. wsdad
    Joined: Dec 31, 2005
    Posts: 1,230

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    If the earth is traveling through space at 67,000 miles per hour, and you're driving 100 miles per hour, and the fly flys from the back seat to the front seat, there's really not much difference between you, the fly, and the rest of us, except one of us has a big grin and is yelling, "Yahooooooo!"

    (Hint: The one grinning and yelling is traveling 67,120 mph, has flashing lights and a siren, and is catching up to you.)
     
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  17. Ned Ludd
    Joined: May 15, 2009
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    On the contrary, through most of human history, tradition has been the mechanism of progress.
     
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