Pittsburgh Int. Dragway Bumper Sticker

unless it's a doughnut wrapped around a TaTa

 

beware of imposters! these are made right here in good ol W.Pa. Home of the Whiskey Rebellion, First College West of the Alleghenys, Perry Como, Bobby Vinton And YENKO CHEVROLET!!!

 

also home to "The Black Hand", The Four Coins, The Four Townsmen, Sarris Candy and GunTown Old Car Parts.

 

also home to Bennedetto Calabria, whose grandsons will be paying you a visit if you don't buy one of these.

 

just had a $2 Amish Glazed Doughnut at Rogers Ohio.

 

it made my stomach hurt.

 

next time i'm getting blueberry

 

man, I wish I had $2.

 

nobody has a "car-in-tow"?

 

in-grown toe?

 

Hammer-toe?

 

flat tow?

 

toe-bar?

 

Toe-Jo

 

toe jam

 

toe-boat?

 

MO-HE-TOE?

 

what the fuck am i even selling here?

 

it's tuff when you make yer livin' sellin' and no one likes what yer sellin'.

 

everybody likes it when i'm buyin'.

 

Drinks are on me! just tell the bartender to send me the bill.

 

3 left, I ain't makin any more.

 

Fuck, i'm keepin them. none of my cars run anyway. might as well stick em on them.

 

they been stuck.