old welder, very old

now you can learn to weld! or use it as your loaner, why give up your good welder when you can let friends borrow this. story I got was this welder helped build the Empire State Building. + shipping to the lower 48. thanks, mike roman (the junkyard pirate)

 

just last nite I used it to weld some glass to a concrete block. musta had a bad ground, cause it didn't stick too good.

 

gonna try again tonite with some 7018 rods.

 

still not working, what am I doing wrong?

 

a buddy told me that you can't weld glass. I say you can. who's right?

 

one guy said you can, but you need a glass rod. anybody got some for sale?

 

bought a couple from Canada, i'll let you know how they work after I receive them.

 

got the rods, but the instructions are written in Canadian, and who can read that! I think i'm gonna ask for my money back.

 

bastard said NO RETURNS. I think I got ripped off, they taste like peppermint candy canes. I wondered why they had that hook at the end. thought it was for welding around a corner.

 

Christmas is coming. welder with candy canes included. perfect gift for that 5 yr. old niece or nephew

 

I will gift wrap it in brown paper.

 

forget the sale! I got a contract with NASA to weld up the rocket engine mounts for the Space Shuttle. have to go to Fla. so i'm taking the little welder. i'll let you know how the surf is down there.

 

Man!, I been riding the waves with the big boys. everybody here is impressed with my surfin' skills. they never seen anyone do so well ridin a 1/2 sheet of plywood.

 

I think it's cause my hammer toes help grip the board.

 

HANG NINE!! I lost one little toe due to a rattlesnake bite.

 

lookin to pick up a little surf bunnie, must cook, clean and have her own woodie. No, No, I didn't mean THAT kind a Woodie.

 

Stop It Bob!! that ain't the kinda woodie I want! and quit sending me pictures.

 

back from FLA. got kicked off the jobsite cause that damn surfbunnie kept followin' me around. she didn't have security clearance and kept callin somebody and speakin Russian.

 

I am now under investigation by the FBI & Homeland Security. Don't call me and use the word M16 in a conversation.

 

they just showed up with a search warrant.

 

my house has been tossed, nothing was found but they told me the repairs are all on me. why did they have to cut big holes in the walls, just cause the cadaver dogs smelled something? it could have been a mouse.

 

it's drafty in here.

 

I have put clear plastic over the holes, neighbors still complain because I walk around in my underwear. I didn't make them put a picture window facin' my house.

 

neighbors came over when I was at the garage and put black plastic up, over the clear. going over in my underwear to thank em.

 

they were very nice, the wife was kinda cute. I mighta let her know I liked her without putting it into words.

 

she's been callin me,

 

my plan on exiting this world is by getting shot by a jealous husband. you got a gun?

 

by the way, the welder is still for sale.