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Names for your car........Let's hear em.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1950-mercury, May 17, 2011.

  1. creepyjackalope
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  2. outcast13
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    "Miss Behavin" and her sister is gonna " Miss Guided" !!
     

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  3. missysdad1
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    I named my '52 Victoria "Always Something"...

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    ...for obvious reasons.

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    It fits.
     
  4. I always like to either give them names or sometimes they already have one! Here a few from my past.



    1930 Ford Model A Coupe " Bare Bones".... SOLD!
    1930 Ford Model A Coupe "Coupe de Cab".... SOLD!
    1932 Ford 5-Window Coupe "Autozone"....SOLD!
    1932 Ford Roadster "Copper Tone Kid"....SOLD!
    1923 Ford Model T RPU "TJT"
     
  5. 50Poopbox
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    My avatar is called Gretchen, I think it fits the Gnarly Green. It also means pearl. My other car is Lil' Sue, not a custom though just a Subaru.
     
  6. Buddy Palumbo
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    My old daily was named "The Suede Swede" , for obvious reasons - it's a Volvo with suede paint . No name for the shoebox yet .

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  7. Bad Eye Bill
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    That is the best picture of a hot rod that I have ever seen.

    Kinda almost makes your dick hard.
     
  8. Cat-bird
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    from NWPa.

    Smoke and Fire My Av8 pickup was named by my son. He was there at initial start up. No damage just a little excitement.
     
  9. J Twitero
    Joined: Apr 15, 2011
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    from Minnesota

    The car in my avatar I generally refer to as "Maybelline" due to the Chuck Berry song. I know according to the song she was in a caddy, but c'mon, we all know the song is *really* about how "nuttin outrun my v8 ford!" :)

    The only other car I have named is my work beater, which is a very off topic '84 datsun sentra wagon I picked up at an impound auction for $100. It has a 1.6 4-popper and a 5 speed manual, bought just because it gets great mileage. I call it "The Rakuda", which is japaneese for camel, because its from Japan, its brown, its ugly, and it doesnt drink much! :D
     
  10. sinks88
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    (-Belvinstein
     
  11. DirtyEd
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    from Dallas Ga.

    My 51 is Dirtbag,63 VW Dirty
     

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  12. That ain't no turd. That's beautiful.

    This is 'the Homeless Squatter'..
     

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  13. Doctor Destroyer
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    Best post here!! Got a good laugh!
     
  14. Got to agree there Spoggie......whats the plan for the squatter?
     
  15. Rocky Famoso
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  16. 69f100
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    i have a dog named come-here, and a truck called s--t
     
  17. OahuEli
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    I think I'm going to call my '51 F1 "Poi Dog". Thats a local Hawaii term for a mutt and this thing is definitely a mutt. Ford body, Chrysler Cordoba front suspension, Lincoln rear end, Chevy motor and trans, Buick steering column.
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  18. Rudebaker
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    Don't normally name my vehicles but my OT P/U is quickly earning the name "Endle$$ Bummer".
     
  19. black betty because it runs better when that song is on

    and she is a jealous bitch she does not like to go out on dates with other women
     

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  20. Trucked Up
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    My last is named "Doghouse" as thats where I've been ever since I bought it! :eek:

    I suppose when I told her six months earlier " This will be the last one I promise" she believed me............:D
     
  21. Model A Gomez
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    1960 Thunderbird, "Two Step T Bird" every time I finish one step something comes up and I go back two steps. Example I pulled the engine to paint under hood and install rebuilt 390, moving car in the garage and the power steering control valve failed, yesterday backed car out of the garage to do final sanding on the top so I can paint the top today and noticed rear end grease on the floor, rear axle seal failed while car was sitting. Always something, about ready to finish and sell it, doesn't seem to like me...
     
  22. The one and only time I ventured away from the Blue Oval I bought a 67 Chevelle,,a very nice looking car but nothing but problems,,It was referred to by both my wife and I as The "CHEVELLE FROM HELL",,that car was a PITA! HRP
     
  23. HOT CONNIE
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    I raced this car back in the late 70's & Early 80's.............

    I called her "HOT CONNIE"
    1965 Comet Caliente 289 HiPo
     
  24. toucan
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    from sc

    big maude! dont make pull out the heater!
     

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  25. mixedupamx
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    sweeeeeeet!!!!! love the studes
     
  26. Graham M
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    from Calgary AB

    Stinkin`Lincoln

    (Dont ask it rhymes)
     
  27. 69fury
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    Gold leaf defaced with graffiti:

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  28. Rocky Famoso
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    My Ol' 55 "Spike"

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  29. billsill45
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    F'ing Bottomless Money Pit ... otherwise nothing fit to repeat in church or front of normal people.
     

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