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My wifes definition for the HAMB

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bigdaddyslip, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. As my wife and I were getting ready for bed tonigt she asked if I was on the HAMB again and I of course said yes then I joked with her by asking if she new what HAMB stood for and she replied quickly yeah it stands for


    I laughed then realized there is some truth to that.
  2. 32SEDAN
    Joined: Jul 30, 2008
    Posts: 1,295


    Possible name change for the HAMB?!
  3. ironandsteele
    Joined: Apr 25, 2006
    Posts: 5,329


    harsh. and true..
  4. my wifes twin sister??

  5. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 19,948

    from Michigan

    I was on the phone with my ol' lady while I was typing up a post. "Your on the internet again, ain't ya?........... Yes dear! "Talk to you tomorrow" Click!.... Sweeeeeeeeet! :D
  6. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
    Posts: 6,981

    from Michigan

    Hahahahaha! That's funny, bigdaddyslip. My wife was imitating me one night. I do get a kick out of some of the guy's remarks. Some funny stuff. wife starts pretending she's me on the hamb. She starts pretending she's typing on the keyboard, then laughs out loud...types some more, then laughs her ass off again. Cracked me up. We have the monitor across the room, so we can sit back in our comfortable chairs and view it. Sometimes we watch movies on the computer. Many times, when we're through with dinner, I'll ask her if she wants to watch something. If she doesn't, and just wants to read, she'll say, " can hamb it." She knows I tend to stay up too late here. (like now!) She'll go to bed before me, and tell me, "Now don't eat too much hamb." Funny girl. She bought me my alliance membership for Christmas, though, in addition to Don Montgomery's complete set of books...and...took the time to make a series of phone calls to him and got him to sign every single book. She understands. She thinks it's cool. Nice girl. :)
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2010
  7. trad27
    Joined: Apr 22, 2009
    Posts: 1,108


    Thats funny, to my wife its that damn car site that I am always on.
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  8. Bigger print for the old farts, please!! :eek:
  9. Theo:HotRodGod
    Joined: Nov 23, 2009
    Posts: 565


    My wife would say something like that if she could just get the duct tape off.
  10. haha my old lady says. talkin to your hamb buddys again?
  11. 35mastr
    Joined: Oct 26, 2007
    Posts: 1,899

    from Norcal

    Mine always says. Arent you tired of reading about those old cars. I tell her never.
  12. chevy57dude
    Joined: Dec 10, 2007
    Posts: 6,228


    My wife calls it the grumpy old man site. She's a high school english teacher so I show her the posts where someone's grammer gets corrected. She can't understand why I spend so much time "looking at rusty cars".
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  13. thommoina33
    Joined: Jun 27, 2008
    Posts: 1,050

    Alliance Member
    from australia
    Staff Member

    did all our wifes go to the same school ?
  14. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,844

    from trevose pa

    My wife thinks Im looking at porn ,So you guys are lucky ,I told her I'ts a car related websight and she's says sure ok ,
  15. glenn33
    Joined: Sep 11, 2006
    Posts: 1,836

    from Browns, IL

    Now that's some funny shit......

    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 8,200


    Well, ther's been some stuff on here that nearly is porn. Cole/Kirk 36 3W, 40s customs, damn it could be a long list so fergit it...
  17. Spanish Fly
    Joined: Nov 21, 2007
    Posts: 381

    Spanish Fly

    my wife go hahaha............... i go go hamb
  18. rustyhood
    Joined: Dec 2, 2009
    Posts: 719


    My wife and I both enjoy reading some of the posts. We get a good laugh at some replies, One guy said this is car porn, my wife turned to me and said "So that explains the car mags, Hamb, late nights. I said dont leave out the "strip club" honey... all car related! :D
  19. butcherted
    Joined: Oct 17, 2006
    Posts: 762

    from hagerstown

    I think she is right.
  20. Now thats funny! I don't care who you are! Must be using the Goriila stuff.........
  21. My wife could care less what HAMB stands for. To her its all "hot rod porn"
  22. My wife has referred to the HAMB as a bloody old car site, at least yours is laughing about it.:(
  23. Bagged n Chopped 40
    Joined: Oct 10, 2008
    Posts: 60

    Bagged n Chopped 40
    from Derby, CT

    I get the same $h!t. "Why do you waste your time on cars, on the internet reading about cars, and always talking about cars." I reply "Because thats what I do! It's research and development"
    Joined: Apr 21, 2001
    Posts: 1,606


    My wife says the same thing "is your hamb more important than me" when i'm on there at nite and she is asking me questions and my face is in the computer. Been like that for 10 years thats how long i have been on the hamb. Ha ha. Billy
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  25. Minewithnoshine
    Joined: May 17, 2007
    Posts: 938


    Damn... I thought I was the only one who went through this shit hahaha
  26. r8odecay
    Joined: Nov 8, 2006
    Posts: 787


    Mine calls herself a HAMB widow. I just say 'Honey, you on Face Book AGAIN'?
  27. 343w
    Joined: Dec 15, 2008
    Posts: 1,482


    The chicks reall dig that Farmville thing on facebbok, maybe we need a Fordville, or what ever make is your fancy! You could build your dream rod piece by piece by acquiring the parts and pieces as they do on facebook, that could really steal hours out of the day! lol
  28. BoPeep
    Joined: Oct 3, 2009
    Posts: 48


    As a HAMB widow myself, I decided to join up and see what all the stink was about. My husband told me to stop pestering the guys and go find my own friends. I quickly found the 'Ladies of the HAMB' portion of this site - yes, boys, it does exist. You stay on your side, and we'll stay on ours. :)
    wheeldog57 likes this.
  29. Now I like this gal :D:)
  30. HotRod33
    Joined: Oct 5, 2008
    Posts: 2,407


    and I thought my wife was the only one who gave me shit about them hamb....... HA HA..

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