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Monster Garage will NEVER be the same!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by lil mike, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. lil mike
    Joined: Oct 28, 2003
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    from OKC, OK

    Just got a call from the Cast Director of Monster Garage! They want my cool ass on their show! Look out Cali, your gonna a visit from the BADEST MIGET around, or coolest atleast! HEll Yeah, my hand hurts from squeezin the pen to tight to fill out the app. Sorry I just had to brag a little.
     
  2. Flathead Youngin'
    Joined: Jan 10, 2005
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    that's cool!

    don't forget us.......
     
  3. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    from Garner, NC

    You gonna whup Body Drop's ass? Cage match style.... :D

    Congrat's though.... I'm jealous...
     
  4. squigy
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    from SO.FLO.


  5. lil mike
    Joined: Oct 28, 2003
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    Hell Yeah, he don't know shit!
     
  6. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
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    from Burton, MI

    Headbutt Jesse in his boys for us.....congrats.
     
  7. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Mike, watch your back...

    Them Hollyweird "RealityTV" psycho-directors might just want to set you up mud wrestling with Bill Hines...! :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:
     
  8. jazzbum
    Joined: Apr 5, 2005
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    yeah, right in the boys. ill tune in for that one. congrats dude.
     
  9. hotrodladycrusr
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    You HAVE to wear a HAMB t-shirt one of the days of filming! Congrats bud!
     
  10. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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    Scribe something in some steel that says "Viva la HAMB" and make sure it gets on the air. :D


    lol - kick that other guy's ass while you're at it...
     
  11. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
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    Weren't we just talking about this in Joplin? Ha ha Ha

    Arent you glad you didn't have to take this route to stardom after all?
    http://www.bloodymidgets.com/
     
  12. Whitey
    Joined: May 11, 2005
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    thats fuckin sweet congrats! You gotta wear the "I heart Midget Porn" tshirt as well. give the monkey some props!
     
  13. Man, you suck! That's too cool though, Mikey. As a friend of mine once said, "HELL YEAH"!
     
  14. ponchoman
    Joined: Jun 21, 2005
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    That's too-o-o-o Cool Lil' Bro'!! Even better than your commercial.
    DW
     
  15. hudson_hawk
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    cool. you will have to get some groupies. when does it shoot?
     
  16. lil mike
    Joined: Oct 28, 2003
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    That's just straightup dumb! Ol' dude makes me bleed better hope I don't get up! Remeber the golden rule- the guy w/ the biggest gun make the rules, and it helpes if it's nickel plated!
     
  17. Nick32vic
    Joined: Jul 17, 2003
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    Nice, let us know how it goes. Your my favorite miDget.

    Nick
     
  18. Are they doing another "all midget build?" I just saw one (not sure if it was a re-run or not) that they were making this crotch rocket powered mini bubble topped car, but the build failed. I wanted to see that one make it too.
    Congrats Lil Mike!
     
  19. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
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    You should show up with a pair of hookers wearing HAMB shirts.

    They could follow you around, bring you beer, grab your wrench, hold your stinger, etc.

    When you show up just explain that you always have hookers with you, 'cause you're a HAMB'r.

    I'll even pledge $50 toward the hooker fund:)

    Seriously.
     
  20. FoMoCo_MoFo
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
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    HELL YEAH LIL MIKE!

    Look me up when youre in town. I'll buy you a PBR & Pickled Egg at Jost's
     
  21. flatshoebox
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    Congrats Lil Mike.. Keep us up to date...and if you need some drinkin buddies while here in LA give me a call.... Do you still have the hot dog suit from Viva??

    I'm all for Supporting the HAMB so don't take this wrong.....but please don't wear a HAMB T-shirt on MG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It might reach the wrong people if ya know what i mean.. People who know, know.....Those who want to know, will find us.. and the rest can fuck off.. my 2 cents..

    give'em hell
     
  22. monsterflake
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    i like the idea of showing up with hookers, that'd be sweet....
     
  23. NoSurf
    Joined: Jul 26, 2002
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    Congrats Mike.

    You HAVE to wear your "I love midget porn" shirt.

    (Get an extra one for Sandra Bullock James...)
     

  24. Wow...! How cool.

    We can say we knew you back in the Yellow Garage days. :D




    JOE:cool:
     
  25. flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    Hookers.....yes.
     
  26. RF
    Joined: Mar 13, 2001
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    Dan,
    Those that don't know won't have a clue, so it doesn't even matter. It's like when Jesse wears an 81 shirt...well, not with the same possible reprecussions, but you get the point.
     
  27. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
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    from Chicago

    That's awesome dude. Congrats!

    What's 81?
     
  28. 53burb
    Joined: Jun 25, 2004
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    "81"! Isn't that just a #?
     
  29. 53burb
    Joined: Jun 25, 2004
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    H is the 8th # in the alphabet. A is the 2nd. They are a well supported bike gang that get together for latte's at StarBucks on Sundays out in Malibu.
     
  30. lil mike
    Joined: Oct 28, 2003
    Posts: 304

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    from OKC, OK

    Hell Yeah!
    I like this idea, hooker are my favorite poeple in the world.
    Anyone want their shops shirt on me get me have it- size S
     

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