LAST CALL!!!!!!!!!!

.........this is it! Last call for the E-Ticket ride of the 2004 summer season. That's right boys & girls......today is THE day!! It's finally here! You've waited all year, now get your asses in gear and head to ScarryLarry's Jalopy Showdown!! You miss this one, YOU'LL have to explain to your kids why people think you're gay! (unless you ARE gay and then that's cool)
Rumor has it that Larry snagged a rice burner last night cruisin' Gettysburg and is going to set it afire in the infield...(just a rumor at this point...) I can promise you that this WILL be a good time. One of the largest gatherings of HAMBers ever on the East Coast.
Sadly, things have fallen through with Johnny & Kali coming out, but they are already planning on making it next year. There will still be cool vendors, hot women and loud music....oh yea, and some BAD ASS rides. See the public unveiling of the "SoWhat 999 Special."
You miss this one, you'll be kicking yourself until next year..............

http://www.jalopyshowdown.com/jalopy001.htm

 

Make sure you post pictures!@!!!

 

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I hope this is an acceptable excuse. It's supposed to be here around noon. If it gets here earlier....

 

what bad timing for me! i'm in los angeles thru the 28th...
just fucking missed it, damnit!



pleeez post pics!



tred.

 

i'll be at my gay job

 

.......OK........I take it back. Tommy, Tred, George, you're all excused. I'd tell you all about it, but for once.......I'm speechless! Un-freakin' real!!! "Caffine" is in charge of photos. He striped his butt off in the hot sun and still managed to shot a bunch of shots. I only took a few. I was so busy talking..........

 

..........glad I didn't take a lot of photos. My dumb-ass had the camera on the wrong setting and they all suck!.
Boones did make it and slung some mud........



.......and for the love of God.......PLEASE buy more CK DeLuxe magazines. "Spike" really needs the gas money.......