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I'm A "Freak"

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by porknbeaner, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. So Sunday I'm out in the driveway building a set of headers for an old Chebby that landed in my driveway.

    Basically I'm minding my own business when this real methhead lookin' dude an turn of the century 4 wheel chebby rolls up and points out to me that I'm a freak.

    I made a suggestion of my own and he motored off. Guess it was the piece of exhaust tubeing in my hand, or the rooster hair.:D

    Anyway I've been thinking about it and it occures to me that if you don't go down to the local we finance anybody used car lot and buy a suedo romper stomper to drive around in town you're a freak.

    Hmmmn, " I never really thought of myself as a freak, but I love to freak."

    Maybe it was a compliment.
  2. "What's cooking in your neighborhood?"
  3. Clark
    Joined: Jan 14, 2001
    Posts: 5,108


  4. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
    Posts: 13,426

    Von Rigg Fink
    from Garage really hes driving a recent chevy and hes callin you a freak? what a loser..he acctually took the time to notice? wow..did he have a girl or buddy in the car? probably tryin to look bad assed or somethin..he he he maybe he dont know it but that girl might just be ridin next to you next week..actin a freak..did he ever think of that?

  5. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,542

    from California

    Freak out.......da da da da..da da da da.......freak out da da!
  6. Maybe with practice and a little luck, you'll be promoted to "super freak".

    How 'bout a tech post (with pics) to teach the rest of us? :)
  7. "Hey freak, that's a cute dune buggy!"

    It was either the meth talking or you are indeed, a freak. The world's full of weirdos, it's just that their brand of weirdo doesn't understand our brand of weirdo.
  8. I was hand-turning a chicken over the charcoal one afternoon when a local drugged-up hippie wandered by.

    "Hey, man", he says.

    "Yessir", I reply.

    He says, "The music has stopped, man, and your monkey's on fire !"
  9. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
    Posts: 13,426

    Von Rigg Fink
    from Garage

    lol oh man thats way too funny ha ha ha your monkeys on fire
  10. I was approached on the street one day by this lady, she got right in my face and said " I ain't got no time for no two bit double timin time keeper "
    She walked off and I'm still confused by it even though it was about 16 years it's one of those things you never
  11. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,700

    G V Gordon
    from Enid OK

    Hungry Freaks Daddy!
    Who Could Imagine?
  12. xderelict
    Joined: Jul 30, 2006
    Posts: 2,477

    Member Emeritus

    ''that they would freak out in Raytown?''
  13. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 3,825


    You make it sound like it was an insult or somethin. If they have to ask, they'll never understand, but the sheer audacity of some cookie cutter sheep to the slaughter dumbass to voice his opinion about you as if you give a shit ... what's the world coming to?
  14. raven
    Joined: Aug 19, 2002
    Posts: 4,614


    Ha, ha, ha...I know you and your 'hood.
    Does that make me a freak too?
  15. Flatman
    Joined: Dec 20, 2005
    Posts: 1,975


    That would be super freaky:eek: ...

  16. MeanMike
    Joined: Mar 10, 2006
    Posts: 56


    I "build" out of my 1 car garage aka mostly in the driveway, on a fairly busy side street. People stop by with the need to comment all the time, I met some cool people that way and a lot of idiots too. My daily driver Dodge Dakota is slammed and flamed and the coolest random comment I ever got was from a lady in her late eighties in a Shoprite parking lot. She said, " that's a really nice flame job. It reminds me of my late husband's '40 Ford. I really miss him and that car". We talked cars for a couple minutes and this woman knew what she was talking about. Her daughter told her it was time to get going and helped her in thier car. If it wasn't for our hobby, we most likely would never talk to half the people we meet driving down our streets or in our travels. Freak on!
  17. tommy
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 14,757

    Member Emeritus

    When the weirdo's call me a freak I don't worry. When they say they are on the same wave length with me...That's when I get worried.
  18. skratch
    Joined: Dec 18, 2001
    Posts: 867


    i live in LA . and i still hear that same shit . being all tattooed and driving an old car .. i just like to express myself this way . i'm actually very concervative person . i'm pretty clean . no drugs , social drinking , no weird fetishes . i preffer my girls... hot and straight . i'm more of a traditionalist . jeans , boots and a greasy hair cut .

    a few years a go i had nearly the same thing happen. i was at work and this gap/old navy type guy kept calling me a freak . i finally confronted him about being a dirty drug addict piece of shit that has piles of porn and napkins in his car . asked him , who was the freak then ? hahaha..he said that was normal .
  19. deuceguy
    Joined: Nov 10, 2002
    Posts: 432


    You're in good company.

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  20. rixrex
    Joined: Jun 25, 2006
    Posts: 1,433

    Member don't have a $900 payment on some big truck you don't need, your house is paid for, you drive a car that you can easily work on with parts that you can actually find and buy, you don't have a monkey on your back (well maybe a little squirrel monkey) and your girlfriend cuts your hair..I guess that makes you a freak....
  21. Salty
    Joined: Jul 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    from Florida

    Shit, that means I was raised by freaks, mentored by freaks and married a freak.....

    and I turned out fine......
  22. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,418


    Once, back in the 60's, the freakiest acid head I knew told me I was the freakiest guy he knew.
    I just laughed and told him to quit Bogartin' the joint. :cool:

    Beaner, you just blew him off?
    I usta know a guy some people thought was a methhead but he actually just had this medical syndrome that made him "twitch".

    Maybe that was his best attempt at trying to be friendly?
    After all, lots of us are socially inept terminal introverts and have a hard time making proper-for-the-occasion entrances...

    check my signature I changed to last week... ;)
  23. guiseart
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 3,872


  24. InPrimer
    Joined: Mar 10, 2003
    Posts: 778


    If you really want to enjoy a freak show, become a letter carrier I had 14 yrs of daily entertainment not only from freaks, but also the "normal" people, that in my opinion are really not normal
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  26. pistinbroke
    Joined: Jan 22, 2005
    Posts: 534


    Then let your freak flag fly brother............
  27. Freaks come out at night....Whodini circa 1982.
  28. Mopar34
    Joined: Aug 8, 2006
    Posts: 1,028


    I think your friend in the Chebby was a lucky guy. If it had been me instead of you, I might have wandered over to show him the business end of header tube, aka, ugly stick.:eek: :D :D

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