Hot rod sayings

My contribution: "They can have my hotrods when they pry my cold, dead fingers off the steering wheel!"

 

"Alright, let's shit & GIT !"

"It runs like a Blue Streak !"

 

... that thing has 50/50 paint , it looks good at 50 mph from 50 feet away

 

Chop it....
Slam it....
Prime it....
Drive it....

 

" Four on the floor & a fifth under the seat"
"That thing runs like a cat shot in the ass with a cockle burr"

 

"Powered by satan"

 

57 Custom, that first one is a CLASSIC & worth repeating. The second one, I NEVER heard before! GREAT!

 

A couple my Grandad used to say in the '30s:

He wasn't much for Studebakers, so he referred to 'em as "Stud-breakers."

In the mid-'30s, Dodges still said "Dodge Brothers" on the enameled creast above the grille. So one of my Grandad's favorite old saws was to casusally remark the Dodge Brothers stood for: "Dodge the brothers & pick up the sisters!"

 

" Only little Boys wear Bow Ties "

 

Chrome don't get ya home

 

He could f---up a two car funeral

 

The answer to "If you can't find 'em; grind 'em!"


"I found 'em; just tryin' to round 'em!"

 

I guy was telling me about how fast his 58 Chevy was, but it got lousy gas milage. He said it would pass anything but a gas station...

 

Aw-w-w-w-w SHIT !!!

 

"Hell, that piece-o-shit don't have enough power to pull a sick whore outta bed!" <!-- / sig -->

 

Real cars don't make power at the front wheels,...... they lift em



Anyone can restore a car, it takes a real man to cut one up.



Cars,boats,booze and broads, the rest of all my money I just pissed away

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"Carburetor is a French word that means 'Leave it the fuck alone'"

Fuck it.... just beat on it with a hammer"

It was a completely restored original 49 Mercury...until I broke out the Pabst and the sawzall
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A fifth under the seat! Love that one.

"That car goes like a raped ape." (You can also use "a stripe-assed ape" or "a scalded dog.")

 

My buddy Shine's favorite..

"man, that thing wouldnt scatter shit with a shovel"

 

Chrome won't get you home....but it will get you laid!

 

they will makem outta plastic next year

 

High compression bullshit!

 

real mercurys dont have valve covers

 

"My tires and tubes are doing fine, but the air is showing through."

-- contributed by HAMBer "Dey-O-Matic"

 

It can outroun everything 'cept a Motorola.

 

As my father would always tell me when I had engine questions "Speed cost's money. How fast do you want to go?"

 

If you're hung like a horse you don't need a Mustang.

-- contributed by HAMBer PunkAssGearHead88<!-- / sig -->

 

"Man, it runs like a Blue Streak!"

This car quip caught on after Graham premeired the wildly popular "Blue Streak" in 1932, named for is engine (as early cars often were back then). The engine was made by Continental, which later made the V-12 for the Patton tank and is still in business today, as a division of the mega-group Teledyne.

 

Kustoms are for Friday night with your girl, Hot Rods are for Satuday night with the boys
Kustoms are for gettin girls, Hot Rods are for gettin rid of them

 

Shit, you've cut it three times and it's still to short

 

"Baby, I drive a HOT ROD"
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