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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 50Fraud, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. 50Fraud
    Joined: May 6, 2001
    Posts: 9,999

    50Fraud
    Member

    The HAMB Old Farts Club is now officially open. Look under Manage Your Account/Social Groups to take a brief qualification test, and to join if you're so inclined.

    I'm trying to be diplomatic, and not to offend anyone that I haven't already.
     
  2. Oh hell, Tony. The beauty of being an old fart is that we don't care about offending people.

    You know, like this: Hey, kid, c'mere. Pull my finger...
     
  3. cleatus
    Joined: Mar 1, 2002
    Posts: 2,277

    cleatus
    Member
    from Sacramento

    I would, but I hear you guys don't like unfinished cars. ;)
     
  4. Cleatus, you must be a youngster. We like unfinished cars. We hate when people say that their unfinished car is finished.
     

  5. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598

    Mazooma1
    Member

    [​IMG]

    See, even Albert Einstein is in the "OFC". He's so old, he's dead!
    :):)
     
  6. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    ...are we allowed to join even if we belong to another elitist club?...:)
     
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  7. Larry, it depends on how much Elitist Club Soda you can hold.
     
  8. The wife has called me an old fart for a few years now so ......
     
  9. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 28,730

    The37Kid
    Member

    Test? Ok, I'll check it out, I did finish a car once, unfinished projects are my favorites, may hold the record with the '30 Roadster I picked up in 1962-63.
     
  10. blackout
    Joined: Jul 29, 2007
    Posts: 1,269

    blackout
    Member

    Mazooma1, youre too much!
     
  11. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,605

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    did I pass?
     
  12. 50Fraud
    Joined: May 6, 2001
    Posts: 9,999

    50Fraud
    Member

    Of course!
     
  13. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,418

    DrJ
    Member

    It's gotta be "Grumpy Old Farts Club" or I don't qualify for membership. ;)
     
  14. dabirdguy
    Joined: Jun 23, 2005
    Posts: 2,404

    dabirdguy
    Member Emeritus

    I ain't takin no fargin test...
     
  15. 50Fraud
    Joined: May 6, 2001
    Posts: 9,999

    50Fraud
    Member

    Grumpy is optional; Old is inevitable.
     
  16. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    Gotta admire a man that can look in the mirrow and call it like it is.:eek::cool::D

    Frank
     
  17. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

    publicenemy1925
    Member
    from OKC, OK

    Let me guess, you have to out live your penis to join!
     
  18. Old feller goes into a pharmacy, hands the pharmacist a prescription for Viagra. He then asks the pharmacist to cut them into quarters. The pharmacist says a quarter pill won't give you an erection. The old guy answers: " Hell son, I don't want an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough to stop pissing on my boots".
     
  19. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598

    Mazooma1
    Member

    Never, ever get your Viagra at the local bar.....

    [​IMG]
     
  20. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

    publicenemy1925
    Member
    from OKC, OK

    Now that is funny!
     
  21. I walked through an old fart at work this morning and all I can say is old farts can still be unpleasant. And I'm in.
     
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    oh momma! a bunch of disgruntled old combat vets with guns and hotrods!!
    god save us all adolf started with a lot less!:D
     
  23. I only take them for one reason, to keep me from rolling out of bed when I'm sleeping :D :eek:
     
  24. :confused: "Grumpy is optional? I don't think so! :rolleyes:
     
  25. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 11,227

    Petejoe
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Zoar, Ohio

    And this is the covergirl..

    [​IMG]


    We will aways be ready to throw up a 10 page thread on Tatts!!


    [​IMG]


    This is a Hamb Meet and Greet in 2020 !

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    And finally.....
    Dont forget!!

    [​IMG]
     
  26. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598

    Mazooma1
    Member

    My neighbor, Ralph, wants in, too. He used to be the janitor at Barris' shop in the early 60's. He's retired now and fighting a skin disorder, but he's looking forward to joining. I have to take him to the park for a quick run and a dump, he's getting restless...

    [​IMG]
     
  27. JDHolmes
    Joined: Nov 25, 2006
    Posts: 918

    JDHolmes
    Member
    from Spring TX

    In too...this should be more fun than a Saturday afternoon nap
     
  28. Old fart is not an age, it's an ATTITUDE!
     
  29. Toast
    Joined: Jan 6, 2007
    Posts: 3,885

    Toast
    Member
    from Jenks, OK

    I guess I am really old, I missed the test!:confused: Refer to line below:D
     
  30. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,710

    G V Gordon
    Member
    from Enid OK

    This should qualify me.
     

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