HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

so the black lincoln
has a president in it
shit,what just happened

 

Posting
Need a 1,000 to be cool need to 10,000 rule
Make fun of crap that you know nothing about
There must be better things to do

 

Gold chainer

Sit by trailer queen
Yell at children all day long
"HEY, don't touch the car!"

Paint

nineteen-ninety-five
any color, any car
my name is Earl Scheib

Brothers

I joined a car club
we try to help each other
clubs are not for seals

uh-huh

at the store the man
says I had one just like yours
I doubt it, fella

 

Thanks for the good laugh!

 

FLATHEAD

old heavy V8
valves are found inside not over
magnaflux no cracks


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here is a poem I wrote, its not a haiku but I thought you might enjoy it.


"Three on the tree"

1st gear, down and to the back, clutch out.

Up and forward, 2nd gear, accelerate.

3rd gear, cruzing.

Decelerate, pop, rap, snap, music played thru open pipes.

11 o'clock, 1 o'clock, and back, bias plies wander.

Reflection in the shoe store window, slow down.

Santana on the radio, Samba Pa Ti, light turns green

 

Thought of these on the way back from Wendover, this morning.

Got it Made

Moriarity
He'd chrome the Eiffel Tower
and cram in speed parts

3W Larry

Three Window Larry
32 Ford Lunatic
His wife needs sainthood

Hold Your Liquor

There is a HAMBer
that puked on Hugh Heff's driveway
Bunnies watched in awe

 

Power Parker

Why must you park like that
Did your fellow club members wake up late
Or is it I'm too cool, my Hot Rod is the Shit

 

Slow Burn

Flathead, oh flathead
So very underpowered
but traditional

 

Really

pompadore pomade
broke and stuck in the cuffs
o' why don't you move

 

WHATS IT WORTH

I don't have a clue
I'm going to start a dumb thread
I need help to sell

 

Let go of my Eggo!
Judgmental bullshit
Internet, keyboard, ego
It’s ubiquitous

 

The End is Near
Fonzie jumps the shark
Earth overpopulation
H.A.M.B. haiku thread starts

 

My 54 F100
My poor 54
with parts all over the floor
only want be be on the other side of the door

 

Syllables
I can’t count to five
My haiku breaks all the rules
Nontraditional

 

Timekillers
Internet forum
Five-seven-five poetry
Counting syllables

 

Rat Rod Trailered to Mooneye’s Years Ago
Oh wow, look at that
Coolest asphalt art ever
Can u say hemi?

[We need to dig up some pics of this]

 

Autumn
Fall leaves are falling
Beatiful time for cruising
Shit...no car to drive

Dad's story: Riding Cushman as a kid
Going really fast
No return-spring on throttle
Oily hands...can't stop!

Time
I'm getting old fast
Dreamed of hot rod all my life
I need to hurry

Haiku
This thread is funny
Five, seven, five for Haiku
Counting with fingers

College
Studying today
Fxxk pharmacology class
HAMB bad influence

"Gay thread"
This thread is stupid?
You have no sense of humor
Bitch, complain and whine

Wife is home now
Have read this whole thread
Wife is wondering why I'm
Talking in Haiku

 

Groucho Speaks in Public
Got d@^^n it is hot
I am f###ing burning up
I need a soda

 

Pics of what?

 

Touche'

 

Poser
Cruise for a Latte
Admiring my billet rod
One happy poser

38 Truck
Unfinished Pick-up
Rattling, leaking, on the road
Driving makes me smile

 

Fives are Real Cool
Pipty Sebens are Trendy
When Six is Magic

 

A Haiku is 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. I really liked your contributions so I edited them version it fit, I hope you don't mind.

70
Watching show from the chair
Fifties years music still sucks
F#ck! kids don't know sh!t

KIRK!
gay do not drop the soap
rainbows bunnies unicorns
still naked at mom's

Posting
need thousands to be cool
making fun of thing unknown
better thing to do

 

Subscribing to thread
Going to buy some pot now
Will be funnier on return

 

RWYB

On 10 23 10
"Run What Ya Brung" in Georgia
Shameless promotion

 

Rules
All rules were broken
HAMBer rebel all the same
HAMB Nazis remain

Thanx

 

Artist formally known as KIRK

Spoken word Cd of Haiku
Release just before Christmas
Billboard + HAMB = Grammy

 

While in 7-11


Put magazine down
This is not a library
Pay or get out now

 

Non-haiku answer:

There was this ratty rod at the Mooneye's Xmas the last year it was at the Sheriff's whatchamacallit. It was a rusty sedan, overchopped, too low, had what looked to be a non-functional hemi in it that had "Can [image of a beer can] u say hemi" written on a valve cover. I think there was a realistic looking skeleton in the car, too. It would do this thread justice.

 

Muttley’s Conundrum
Fresno is boring
Hot Rod Reunion Weekend
Precipitation?