HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Bonneville 2010

Model T banger
Record run at the salt flats
Over two-hundred!

 

I wrote this 32 years ago in class

Riding in my coupe
Hoping to run into her
I hit someone else

 

yea, dont think he will
had to write one about him
cuz he is the boss

 

Swanx Fall Fiasco


Its that time again
Good Music and lunch for you
Sweet cars and our friends

 

Yearning times of lore
Jury rigged and tin tacked down
Digits, skilled fingers

 

Oh look at me now
Tell me how much this is worth
Stolen car! Fart! Ouch!

 

Thanks. This is funniest lunch time read I have had in awhile. Caught myself laughing out loud in my cubicle.

 

WHERES DOC BROWN???

Wants to time travel
so i can buy some deuces
and sell them you...

 

Frame.

I've got a sawzall
a welder and some tubing
will it come out square?

 

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1932 ford coupe

chopped and full of louvers
hopefully when done, completely badass
craving salt and the gods of speed

 

HUEVOS Y JAMON

Born a streetrodder
oh... the HAMB has changed my life
Thanks to all of you...

 

Oh little ricer
don't wanna race
go hang at autozone

 

Farewell Rust...
O piss vinegar
Molasses inhibitor
Die nasty rust, die

 

Hot Rods a must
Kustoms are Kemps
But Pin-Ups get me straight

 

Ode to a Flattie

My flathead Plymouth
The Fenton head, so shiny
Music at idle

Tools

My wrench, it's greasy
Proof of hard work under there
Where's that damn hex nut?

Love

My car, it's alive!
Her chrome shines like diamonds bright
Burning rubber hard

Wheels

Wheels a-spinning fast
Horsepower does my soul good
Lots of road ahead

Freedom

The road becons me
Solid lifters hammer hard
I am at one, free!

Driving

The soul is alight
Sun is sinking down low now
My moment awaits me

Shop

A haven of work
Power tools chatter their song
My project finished!

Bonneville

At Bonneville, wow!
Two hundred, three hundred, more!
I spectate in awe

 

FIN...

Ok i will quit
so no more bumps to the top
thanks for the fun time

 

There once was a man from New York.
He had a hot rod in which he kept a spork.

He used it to eat his dirty rice.
One day he hit ice.

No more hot rod.
So sad.



I think I did that wrong. oops.

 

Okay, Tom, me too.
Thanks to TikiDiablo
I own a decklid!

 

I was going to say
Tiki Diablo Has One
But i was too late

 

Coker Firestone

Firestone bias ply
Yes, I love the way you look
But you ride like shit

 

Kustom:
Why your triple outlet lakes and 57 cads?
Why your Buick sidetrim and dummy spots?
Flames aren't even cool on hotrods so why you??
Your mouth looks full with all of your desoto teeth!
That's why your bee bop ride is spelled with a "k" ...
Real customs are spelled with a "C" silly..

Kreepy ratzz
You know who you are..
Your era correct Pompadour intrigues me..
You wear those Levis with so much cuff..
Your 56 Buick 4 door is so boss..
I love the rat skullzz on the package shelf..
And how you made your column shift into a tall rat shifter somehow..
Kreepy rat how you intrigue me..

Red wheels:
Oh how you suck..

 

THE HAMB

Welcome to the HAMB
Now go do introduction
before you get flame

 

Ode To Hot Rodding Pain

Ouch My Hand Doth Hurt
Heavy Engine Block On It
Need help from Hamb'er

 

A real hot rodder
don't know what a spanner's for
I should join a club

ebay is easy
strong Australian dollar
PayPalz car club rules!

one car on the road
is worth 10 in the garage
get out and drive it

if you need to ask
which way will make your car cool
then you really aint

there aint no such thing
"traditional car trailer"
wake up to your self

face covered in grease
broken down on side of road
grin from ear to ear

impossible parts
sent cross-globe by a stranger
power of the HAMB

non car hot rod thread
posted here, but not by KIRK!
is just supergay

 

Spalding Flame Thrower
looking like a magneto
dual coil..... dual points....... cool

 

Oh captain my captain!..........wait this isn't dead poet's society.

 

Now it is my turn,
Didn't put much effort in,
Doesn't take much thought

 

KIRK! is a strange dude
Fonzie, Haiku, and gay sex
Oh humanity

 

front engine dragster
flames from the pipes in the night
over much too soon