The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Oct 20, 2017.
The cars tight in, loose off. Give me a round of bite in the left rear, and pull a spring rubber out of the right front on the next stop.
Oh my! the Krispy Kreme "HOT" light is on!
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That wind sure did pick up today.......
"Need fat cop to drive"
LA Police Car pioneers early Gasser look, future cars will transition the raised axles to the front of the car not the drivers side...
L-A 7 Mary 4. We're in pursuit of a red '32 roadster headed hard left on Hollywood at Vine. Do you copy?
Oh Shit, this is gonna hurt!
Damn, honey, you are just going to have to lose weight or quit riding shotgun!
"2150 to headquarters. Tell the chief I'll have those donuts there in two shakes!"
"I am Broderick Crawford and I approve this message. 10-4"
Holy crap Harry, this thing's got some torque!
Left turn Clyde.....
Somebody turn on the lights and siren....
I had a hunch Mac's parts were going to start giving trouble when they sold out to that Corvette outfit ....
This is car 54, i’m in pursuit of a green sedan going westbound on sunset
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First day "on the job", Joie Chitwood tests out his cruisers high speed handling; the chief was not impressed at all.
I thought going incognito as a cop would throw the ATF off my booze running ass; it just was't so.
Ya' lean to the left, ya' lean to the right, ya' do the Hokey Pokey, with all your might.
A stuck throttle and no brakes, is a hazing all new recruits go through.
70 years from now, us cops won't be allowed to drive like this, beat suspects up, and take bribes; I'll be damned if they think they'll take donut runs away from us too.
Corvette, Smorvette, nothing handles like an old Ford.
Quick Barney, tag that old lady in the crosswalk before she makes it to the other side.
Dammit Lebowski, the chief said if we wreck one more cruiser, we'd be on permanent desk duty.
And number one on the top ten list of things cops like to do: Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway,
looking for adventure, in whatever comes our way...born to be suspended...born to be suspended.
I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
I'm gonna getch you you wascawwy cwiminal......huh huh huh huh
I need some back up. I got that bootlegger kid Junior Johnson and he's got a load of moonshine and I'm having a hard time catching that Chrysler he's drinking.
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Reason #2 why we no longer have red light cameras in this town anymore. 90% of the perps were on city payroll.
Affirmative. We have the loon in sight, that keeps posting the "Got a caption for this photo" threads. May need backup, please acknowledge. Over.
I saved the doughnuts, Boss, but I spilled my coffee in my lap.
I think you have the air bags in backwards...
This baby handles better than the cars we had before the war!
Okay, let's go over the concept of "getting some air" one more time.
WTF, somebody swapped a sbc into this thing and now it screams!
OH SHIT!!!! Bruce.
Ken Blocks father, 1948.
Note to self,when arresting fat chicks,put them in the tow truck,not the passenger side.
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