The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Oct 7, 2017.
(Since the one I started yesterday with the elephant was removed I thought I would try again.)
This must be a just a bad dream...Pinch me
beauties and the beast
30 years ago he lost his elephant in the back seat of a sedan. Today he will find it in the Edsel
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
I know it looks fugly now but in 50 or 60 years it will be worth almost what you paid for it in 1958!!
"You think you hate it now but wait til you drive it!"
"All this and a chrome yoke, ladies & gentlemen, the style that will be talked about for years to come! All new for '58....!!!"
It looks fugly now but just wait 50-60 years...it'll still look fugly.
Bobby Darin sings his new hit song " Splish Splash I was driving an Edsel"
Surprisingly it doesn't take off on the charts
I paid all that money for this tux and all they want to do is fondle the damn car! Sheesh!
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the answer to the question nobody's asking..........."
...the car of the future.......
In an alternate universe this could be a 32 Ford. Think about it.
even two beautiful ladies can not make it look better
Ladies and gentlemen, our next question for $500, who has the biggest vagina on stage?
And just look at this frontend..........What more can I say ?!
"Gentleman... please... will nobody open the bidding on this new for 1958 Edsel AND the two women?"
The lad just to the left of the man with the mic now owns this very car!
Just think about it. This one got the engine Jon Kasse just got 700 HP out of and won the vintage engine masters shootout.
I'd love to post something, but I'm drawing a complete blank on this one.
Why was the "elephant caption" deleted?
I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
And now Ladies and Gentelmen, we bring you the latest dance craze as performed by our Girls, "The Edsel". You wiggle around, run around, and then fall down. I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
Peggy Sue to her dad: "You bought an Edsel!"
"Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me......Hey! Who in the hell bought an Edsel?"
"Put some hair around the horse collar and call it Ethel."
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