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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. "You were right, it has new shocks"
     
  2. "Junior, you know this is comin' outta your paycheck...right?"

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  3. Captain, I almost had him, if it weren't for those darn kids..
    Ruh row
     
  4. What did I tell you guys about the scrub line !!!
     
  5. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
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    early car flipper that was upside down on the deal
     
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  6. That wasn't a glazed look in his eyes, that was a glazed donut in his kisser.
     
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  7. Do you mean that you do this to all the cars you want to put dual exhausts on?
     
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  8. I turned everything upside down looking for those crooks.
     
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  9. Johnboy34
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    Hey boss, that sum bitch got away!
     
  10. tb33anda3rd
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    1. Connecticut HAMB'ers

    took captain phil's command a little too literal.
     
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  11. theHIGHLANDER
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    "I guess the chief was serious. We do seem to have a high rate of turnover in our motor pool."
     
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  12. @seb fontana, what do you mean you dropped a screw in the gas tank !!
     
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  13. Bad timing for Snow White and the 7 dwarfs to hi-ho out of the enchanted forest, as one surprised police officer hit them head on. Here you see the unfortunate scene of the flipped over squad - the 7 little heads with bodies embedded in the front of the undercarriage and as detectives observe, what's left of Snow White on the side.
     
  14. Flathead Dave
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    "DAG NAB IT BARN!...I give you one bullet....ONE DAG NABBING BULLET!"

    Let's let Barney Fife explain this mess.....
     
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  15. raymay
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    Golly Chief, I thought I done followed all them dang instructions that new driving instructor Joie Chitwood you all hired gave me. Must of missed a thang or two. I'll get er done on the next try.
     
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  16. KoolKat-57
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    "So you had the car on the roof of the building, then you decided to back up just a little."
    "The next thing you know you're falling and the car is upside down." Have I got that right?''
    "What I really need to know is how the hell did you get the patrol car on the roof of the building?''
    "This is not gonna look good in my report"
    KK
     
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  17. Hop2it
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  18. When I said "I'll flip you for it....."
     
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  19. deucendude
    Joined: Oct 31, 2008
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    from norcal

    Barnieeeeeee!
     
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  20. Bikelessbill
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    "What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law! " Buford T. Justice
     
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  21. Budget36
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    I told you that floor jack had some power...
     
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  22. milo1303s
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    Stand by for justice!
     
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  23. Torana68
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    "I tell you its not my fault , she was right there on the footpath........ I couldn't help looking..........I couldn't stop looking............its Linda Vaughns fault........"
     
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  24. spanners
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    "Hello, Chief. I can't chase the bad guys anymore because I need a new aerial "
    " What do mean, because you need an aerial? That doesn't stop the car."
    " It does when the car is parked on it"
     
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  25. primotl
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    Found On Road Dead
     
  26. lowrd
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    Not how I learned it at the academy!
     
  27. chopperdrew
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    chopperdrew

  28. wudchuk
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  29. chargin03
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    I told you to keep the rubber side down !
     

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