Yes, yes, I know. But it's a handy little thing to leave in your car. And it's quite nice for trans fluid, if the fill tube comes up high enough. I know, I know......all hot rods have 3 pedals
I'd suggest your wife. You're not saying you do the dishes, are you? You can also take a ordinary bottle cap and a piece of hose, drill a slightly smaller hole than the hose outer diameter in the cap, push the hose through and you've got another way to aim where the oil goes. No need to steal stuff from the kitchen.
or you could actually develop some hand-eye coordination and hit the hole. (works for other "situations", too) Roger sent from my 'tater cannon.
This damn sure isn't a funnel either But it works great for a ATF/acetone dispenser Got the spout from my paint supplier Sorry just turn your head.
Most douche bags come with a spout that would work great for this sort of thing. I'd include a photo but the Justin Bieper concert isn't until next week.