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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. smokestack lightnin'
    Joined: Nov 18, 2006
    Posts: 44

    smokestack lightnin'

    I love the part in AG when Milner tells Carol to "Grab on to something" when Falfa pulls up behind them. Dunno why, but that part gets me everytime.
  2. excuse me but I think we've just had a accident? we'll gosh darn it be more careful , this time i won't report you ! Toad , put the Impala into the guy behind him at the traffic light.
  3. Your welcome....I'm a Blues Brothers Snob!

    And following on from that particular scene....

    Elwood: You don't like it?
    Jake: No I don't like it...
    [Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
    Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
    Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
    [a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
    Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

  4. Jack Nicholson in the wild ride.....
    Clerk, "you got an id"
    Jack, "yep"
    Clerk, "Can i see it"
    Jack "Nope"
  5. R.C.
    Joined: Jun 9, 2006
    Posts: 1,080


    Every line in Hollywood Knights
  6. Road Toad
    Joined: Mar 22, 2003
    Posts: 73

    Road Toad

    "Did you know Doc won 3 Piston Cups?" Lightning Mcqeen
    "He did what in his cup?" Mater

    From Cars
  7. Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.
    Mater: You hurt your what?

    And this line cracks me up...Luigi & Guido are two of my fave's in the movie...

    Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life! :D
  8. Gee
    Joined: Apr 18, 2001
    Posts: 143

    from Australia

    my brother lives only a couple of streets away from my house.
    every now and then we pull up next to each other at the nearby traffic lights.
    i yell out "hey kid, what ya got in there", he says "more than you can handle"
    still cracks us up every time:)
    Joined: Jun 1, 2006
    Posts: 1,590


    dammit man i was goin there!!!so i guess im slow.
  10. Matt Kvamme
    Joined: Jan 29, 2006
    Posts: 87

    Matt Kvamme

    I used them for hunting. I do a lot of hunting. Deer mostly,
    although I got a couple of bear last year. Yep, they were good
    ponies, hunting ponies. I had to train 'em special, you know. AG
  11. "Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off"

    Michael Caine - The original Italian Job

    Nobody got any lines from Duel?
  12. lrs30
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
    Posts: 2,204

    from Kentucky

    Not really a car movie at all but "The Big Lewboski"
    When his car gets stolen he discribes whats in it, my brief case and an eight track and a Credence tape
    Cop: Well there's not much hope for the credance.

    Next is Walter Smashing the Corvette yelling: This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry, This is what you get when you Fuck a stranger in the ass.....
    Lebowski likes this.
  13. 31whitey
    Joined: Jan 2, 2007
    Posts: 2,214



    Kris Kristofertson

    "you ever heard of a rubber duck that couldnt swim"
  14. 61bone
    Joined: Feb 12, 2005
    Posts: 890


    Not from a movie,but from a buddy in the back seat after a 300ft slide sideways through a wheat field.
    "Is it still on its wheels"
    Me "yup".
    HIM" wake me up when we get home":)
  15. You can't beat me on the grade. You can't beat me on the grade! :eek:
  16. custom
    Joined: Sep 22, 2005
    Posts: 88

    from Ohio

    My all-time favorite from Two Lane Blacktop when Warren Oates takes a ride in the "Chevy"

    "What are you tryin' to do.... blow my mind?"
    Joined: Jan 17, 2008
    Posts: 113
    from DeSoto,IA

    Its red primer - Used Cars

    Here about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove. - Hollywood Knights

    What do you pay your pit crew with gummy bears- gone in 60 sec

    lowrider Donny, Donny lowrider. - gone in 60sec
  18. Young Fella
    Joined: Jan 1, 2008
    Posts: 3

    Young Fella

    The Car (horror)
    cop talkin on phone
    "if I do what I do best then you gonna be in heap big trouble cos im gonna track you down and shoot an arrow straight up your a$$"
  19. Young Fella
    Joined: Jan 1, 2008
    Posts: 3

    Young Fella

    Also from The Car
    guy talkin to hitchhiker with french horn
    "...and if i hear one more peep outa that thing im gonna shove it so far up your a$$ you'll be farting music for a year!"
  20. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738


    nope. he says "my dad's a t.v. repair man...he has an awesome set of tools. i can fix it !"
  21. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738


    "hey that you in that beautiful car ? geeez....what a waste of machinery !"

    " i just love the feel of tuck & roll upholstery"
    "well, get in...i'll let you feel it "

    " i aint nobody dork !"
  22. From Dazed and Confused a stoner movie with some cool ass cars including a 70-73 Crapmaro with 85 Z28 wheels.
    Wooderson describing his 70 Chevelle SS
    Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
  23. Tdesoto276
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 135

    from Des Moines

    Technically not a car movie but in "Silver Streak", Grover Muldoon (Richard Pryor) is hotwiring a Jag and George Caldwell (Gene Wilder) says: "are you crazy? I thought we were taking the Chevy in back".

    Muldoon says: "Chevy? That's a jerk-off man. This here is pure pussy."
  24. Nailhead
    Joined: Oct 3, 2007
    Posts: 540


    I thought it was "yellow primer" as he was trying to hide th fact they were ex-cabs ??
  25. AllSteel34
    Joined: May 8, 2006
    Posts: 220



    Two Lane Blacktop
    Joined: Jan 17, 2008
    Posts: 113
    from DeSoto,IA

    shoot now I have to go watch the movie again ;)

    what did he fly? Edsel. - used cars

  27. okay still don't know whose car Bogie hits but the movie is ..:rolleyes:

    "In a lonely place"
    Bogart is Dixon Steele

  28. 34underglas
    Joined: Jun 12, 2006
    Posts: 232


    I love that line. :cool:

  29. drock6570
    Joined: Aug 11, 2006
    Posts: 413


    Hey kid...I said you could go through my scrap pile, not build your whole Fucking car with it. -----The shop owner from christine---always a favorite of mine.
  30. Its a classic...most lines in the movie are....

    "You can't lie to a nun"

    "One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat, Black.One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here."

    "How much for the little girl? How much for the women? "

    " Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."


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