>>Damn Brits wanna kick our asses.... again It's the way it has to be, old chap. Let's call it the "Olde Worlde Order". You wouldn't have this problem if you'd just pay for the tea that was ruined in Boston. Deep down you know it makes sense. Then you would all be welcomed back as part of dear old Blighty - she's your Queen too you know
Now thats some funny shit but so true.all it would need is a shovel on the front to really sock it to em.P.s do we still own the record? God save the Queen God save the Queen God save the Queen................feel better now...............Marq
Oh, queen eh? Very nice. And how'd she get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. I didnt vote for her. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Sounds like Queenus envy to me.God save the Queen a fascist regime who made you a moron ,potential H-bomb.God save the queen she ain't no human being..................Oh and the Sex pistols another British triumph........Marq
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?
Back to the topic.... So they want to break the diesel speed record? Have at it! Competition derives new technology. I'm all for that. As for England...and the Queen...you can have her and the taxes the English Gov't levee's against you guys. We complain about high taxes in the US but you guys are absolutely butt raped at every turn. Plus we all know the Queen/Royal Family is little more than a figure head for the country that is actually run by the elected gov't.
Ever think what the Monty Python boys would have come up with if they decided to try and break the speed record?? Hmm A Lumberjack powered streamliner driven by a dead parrot.. Dawg
more like a fucking dictatorship TAX ......tax when you get paid....tax when you save any....and tax when you spend it the only thing we as hot rodders get is free road tax because our cars are registered as historic........although the bastard government are trying to do away with this...............wankers monkey
Be very careful sayin' stuff like that -- you could have them Yankees back if you want them , but us T*E*X*A*N*S! never were part of your empire. 'Sides, we got all the "queens" we need in Austin
Of course, the lumberjack would be fueled by Spam: Mechanic/nurse w/funny walk: We need more Spam! Lumberjack: I don't like Spam. Mechanic/nurse w/funny walk: How about some Spam/85? Lumberjack: Does it have Spam in it? Mechanic/nurse w/ funny walk: It's 15% ethanol, and the rest is Spam. Lumberjack: I DON'T LIKE SPAM! Mechanic/nurse w/funny walk: Well how about some SPAM? You brits crack me up. Go 'head, let's see what your tractor motor can do
I'm with you surf monkey - and let's not forget this is the Govt that wants to introduce that 'super-MoT test' to force our kind of cars off the UK's roads - no doubt so we can all drive New LAbour voter-stylee VW Golfs!
No - but you could be reclaimed by..... THE FRENCH!!! Soap would be banned, showering only allowed once a week and all your women would have to grow their armpit hair. If you joined the British Empire, on the other hand, you could drink Gin & Tonic, wear tweed, hunt foxes and eat Cornish Pasties, you could sing the Eton Boating Song, play rugby, cricket and soccer, pop down to the chippie for a fish supper, drink Pints (fruit-based drink or a glass of white wine for the ladies), pay two dollars for a litre of petrol. I could go on - but I'm sure I've sold you on it already. For a small sum I can confer British Citizenship on any colonial, for a little more you could enjoy all the benefits that a Title brings - yes, you could be the Duke of Earl or the Count of Basie. Is this making sense???
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