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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Richard D, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. Does anybody think they can come up with a question Squirrel can't answer? Winner and runners-up will gain invaluable knowledge.
     
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  2. Thirdyfivepickup
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    I dont see it happening...
     
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  3. Flatdog
    Joined: Jan 31, 2003
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    What was Paul Revere horse's name?
     
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  4. TECH Question! TECH Question!
     
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  5. which geek on American Graffiti do you most resemble? :D
     

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  6. Ghostrdr
    Joined: Oct 24, 2006
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    what was the 1904 Knox solution relating to the tiller steer tendancy to dart under speed and how did it work?
     
  7. 53sled
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    he cheats.

    I'll try. what turbo came on a '00 s15 ?
     
  8. flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    Who was the first driver to win the Indy 500 3 times?
     
  9. 49ratfink
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    Posts: 18,852

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    how much can you chop a 49 chevy coupe without cutting the windshield. no fancy stuff... how much out of the post.??
     
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  10. Flatdog
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    You didn't say tech.
     
  11. Paul
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    he's making the rules up as he goes,
    next he'll say he meant "answer correctly" :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Yep.
     
  13. SinisterCustom
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    How many POSTS will Richard D have by the end of the year????
     
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  14. HEATHEN
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    That's easy. 2,096.
     
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  15. nobrakesneeded
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    I thought I was the only one who didn't know the answer to that.......
     
  16. squirrel
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    Seven.
     
  17. squirrel
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    Seven.
     
  18. squirrel
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    Seven.
     
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  19. squirrel
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    Seven.

    (this might actually be a correct answer! if you sink the windshield into the firewall seven inches)
     
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  20. squirrel
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    Seven.
     
  21. shifts
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    If rubbing is friction & friction makes heat, how long would a tomcat have to fuck a pail of water to get it to boil? DAVE
     
  22. Damn, I was expecting some serious questions here, I guess everybody is in a silly mood.
     
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  23. revkev6
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    how many lug nuts did a 1982 vw rabbit have?
     
  24. squirrel
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    oh, finally, a serious question!

    It should have enough to make it run good, but not enough to make it ping.
     
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  25. Nads
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    4.5
     
  26. I'm askin "Whats the defenition of 'RatRod'. Just to piss someone out there off. hehehe Carl Hagan
     
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  27. revkev6
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    I didn't mean the earth shaking horsepower rating :rolleyes:
     
  28. How many lug nuts did a 1982 vw rabbit have?

    16

    Anybody have any questions about unladen swallows?
     
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  29. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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    Serious ??? here.........How many fingers am I holding up?
     
  30. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
    Posts: 56,088

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    African or European?
     

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