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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by scrap metal 48, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 6,073

    scrap metal 48

    Who's got the best hamb signature?? There are some really good ones?? Some make me laugh and some I don't understand but most are very unique.. Let's hear some you like... I'll start... " You're born, you die, in between you build hot rods"...
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2017
    Joined: Sep 5, 2007
    Posts: 1,732


    I haven't seen this one here but I've seen other variations on other forums -

    "My wife and I had words about my hot rod . . . I didn't get to use mine."
  3. Clay Belt
    Joined: Jun 9, 2017
    Posts: 381

    Clay Belt

    I think my favorite (haven't been around long enough to know if it was used here yet) is "Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is not."
  4. Bandit Billy
    Joined: Sep 16, 2014
    Posts: 6,887

    Bandit Billy

    I don't have them written down but from memory a few faves are;
    "Some people are like slinkies..."
    "Lord grant me the senility..."
    "The presence of a flamethrower..."
    the pick up truck made from key board strokes
    "installing a breathalyzer on my keyboard"
    "SuperModerator" (technically not a signature but notable),

  5. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 9,892

    from Burton, MI

    I stole's gospel. For real.
  6. Don't remember who's it is.................."Home fucking is ruining prostitution":D
  7. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
    Posts: 13,811

    from oregon

    Goes something like this:
    "I read about the perils of drinking so I gave up reading".
  8. JimSibley
    Joined: Jan 21, 2004
    Posts: 3,199


    I'm the drunk that killed John Milner
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  9. Speedwrench
    Joined: Nov 21, 2009
    Posts: 1,023


    I stole mine off a tee shirt.
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  10. Special Ed
    Joined: Nov 1, 2007
    Posts: 6,138

    Special Ed

    HAMB member "Blackout" has a great one ... "Take my advice, I'm not using it ..."
  11. 26Troadster
    Joined: Nov 20, 2010
    Posts: 582

    from Texas

    one i used in the past.
    i was looking in the mirror and asked my wife if she would still love me when i got old fat and gray. she said i do.
    duct tape may not fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound.
  12. hammerd 31
    Joined: Sep 19, 2016
    Posts: 51

    hammerd 31

    You lived here all your life? Well ,not yet...
  13. woodbutcher
    Joined: Apr 25, 2012
    Posts: 3,202


    :D "Don`t tell me I can`t do,what I`m already doing".
    Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
  14. Mine has always been the same...Paying homage to my 3 ex-wives

    "Two Dogs, Two Cats, No Bitches, No Brats"

    Unfortunately I lost one of my kitties, she passed away recently.
  15. uncleandy 65
    Joined: Jan 14, 2013
    Posts: 3,166

    uncleandy 65

    The older I get, the faster I was.
  16. wicarnut
    Joined: Oct 29, 2009
    Posts: 4,301


    MY signature applies to me in general " So soon Old, so Late smart" don't know what happened, but IF its coming, better hurry up, I'm getting old. LOL
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2017
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  17. oldsjoe
    Joined: May 2, 2011
    Posts: 2,526


    I use this one because it fits! Well most of the time! Joe

    (I know a lot about "NUTHIN" and I know "NUTHIN" about a lot!! )
  18. Mine is true now , it was true yesterday , and it will be true forever....
  19. 56 Dodge Pickup
    Joined: Jul 1, 2009
    Posts: 1,799

    56 Dodge Pickup
    1. H.A.M.B. Chapel

    In building as much as I can myself mine kind of fits or at least I try “it’s not what you can buy it’s what you can build”
  20. wisdonm
    Joined: Jun 20, 2011
    Posts: 443


    I like mine...Has a checkered past.

    I also have used...A good friend will bail you out of jail...your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".
  21. Poh
    Joined: Apr 17, 2007
    Posts: 266

    from Quincy,Ca.

    “Do you know who I Use to be?”

    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
  22. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 6,073

    scrap metal 48

    Someone on here has " If you didn't build it, shut up".. I love that and have it on my wall in the garage...
  23. Don't remember how it was and not sure if he is still active or been banned but liked his signature. HRP

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  24. 56 Dodge Pickup
    Joined: Jul 1, 2009
    Posts: 1,799

    56 Dodge Pickup
    1. H.A.M.B. Chapel

    I love that one! Hobo Jim
  25. "Cum Dumpster"
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  26. tred
    Joined: Mar 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,337


    I had bumper stickers made of that back in the 80's. i put one of them on my suitcase and the very first time i went through the airport with it, both my buddy and i were taken in "the back room", we were detained for hours just because of that. they demanded to know what it meant.
    it was awesome!
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  27. ^^^^That's classic^^^^
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  28. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
    Posts: 4,403


    This is one I like to use from time to time.
    If it's Right, How can it be Wrong?
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2017
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  29. Fordors
    Joined: Sep 22, 2016
    Posts: 2,993


    I was buying a new cell phone and the salesman wanted to sell me a case so he asked what my colors were and I answered "Huh?".
    "What school did you go to?"
    Being a retired machinist who never attended college I replied with what is now my signature line, and ya' know, I wonder if that guy had to get a degree to work at the cell phone store?
  30. Mr cheater
    Joined: Aug 18, 2010
    Posts: 468

    Mr cheater

    It’s not a rat rod there’s no rebar on it

    Sent from my iPad using H.A.M.B.

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