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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Conder, Jun 4, 2005.

  1. Conder
    Joined: Jan 16, 2005
    Posts: 982

    Conder

    I am currently looking for a story to write. If anyone out there has a TRUE story about a car, bike, or car/bike person that is too brutal to print e-mail me. I don't care how surly, sexual, psycotic, sick, sappy, seemly, sissy or scary it is, it just has to be verifyable. Pictures will be great but if you can't provide them I will illustrate it comic book style. PM or e-mail me directly, and remember contacting me gives me permission to do it. I will make sure it's the truth, no more no less. - Thanks, Tim theconderosa@hotmail.com
     
  2. k-member
    Joined: May 25, 2002
    Posts: 2,114

    k-member
    Member

    Tim, Marshall and I may have a good story from Bonneville 98 the 50th. Remember the semi truck incident? The Road Rash coupe earned that name.
     
  3. HEY Tim

    There were a few old Top Fuelers that showed up at the "Doughnut Derelicts" and brought their photo albums of some of the most "Horrific" crashes in drag racing history...!!!

    One was a High speed photo sequence of a Rail that hit the gaurdrail so hard that the Digger broke in two by the drivers legs and the photo's showed his legs getting sheared off midway through the Femur...!!!:eek:

    The racer survived the crash and was joking about putting hand controls in his next Rail...! ;)

    Contact FONZI from the HAMB..., he used to work at Rodding Around in Huntington Beach and might know who the guy was.

    Good Luck
     
  4. Conder
    Joined: Jan 16, 2005
    Posts: 982

    Conder

    Thanks for the tips so far, I'll look into that Fonzi lead. K-member, send me all the minute details of your story...all I heard was something about Marshall and some sheep...
     

  5. I don't know if you are qualified to write it or not;) -But the story of the Hamb's own Fat hack and the start to finish journey/genesis of His fine automobile and all its conceptual advance to its current stage is definitely a genuine "reader's read"!
    there are so many ups and downs- glory and doom and drama and comedy -mystery-TERROR......-even EMOTIONAL human interest sides to this story that only a complete boob could render it un-interesting.......:rolleyes: :D

    The Ironic part is it's all documented in text and pictures here in the Hamb Archives.......All ya gotta do is get HIS permission!
     
  6. Conder
    Joined: Jan 16, 2005
    Posts: 982

    Conder

    I may be just the BOOB to do it cousin!!!!
     
  7. One was a High speed photo sequence of a Rail that hit the gaurdrail so hard that the Digger broke in two by the drivers legs and the photo's showed his legs getting sheared off midway through the Femur...!!!:eek:

    The racer survived the crash and was joking about putting hand controls in his next Rail...! ;)

    OUCH!!!!
     
  8. marshall
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 754

    marshall
    Member
    from tacoma/wa.

    MMMMMMMsheep
     
  9. I'm tellin ya Cuz';) -Its the story!!
     
  10. Conder
    Joined: Jan 16, 2005
    Posts: 982

    Conder

    I'm asking FAT HACK for permission to look into it with this post. I never copy a story that's already been written. I'll look it up and check it out. Maybe we can get it published as his story under his name...How do I find it?
     
  11. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
    Posts: 4,803

    atch
    Member

    go to his profile and look at ALL of his posts. it'll all be there. 'course, with his 7,9xx posts it'll take you a while. you can disregard any before a couple of years ago, though.
     

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