1937 Oldsmobile 6 Cyl. 4-Dr. Sedan

I will trade the Olds for a ......

 

........

 

a small bag of untraceable diamonds. must be in the 5-6 carat range and semi-flawless. 2 or 3 pounds would be enough.

 

Yeah, who's the smart-ass that sent me a bag of river rocks? if you'd have put a return address, I'd send you a thank-you note.

 

surprisingly, one of the rocks turned out to be Quartzite, worth $6.

 

going to have it made into a ring for the widow lady next door, thinkin' of popping the question at Thanksgiving dinner. i'll let you know how it turns out.

 

chickened out after I read the police report and the obituary of her last husband.

 

Merry Christmas

 

Happy New Year

 

join the Oldsmobilenation. be one of the choice few.

 

the few, the proud, the Oldsmobiliens.

 

just some interesting stuff

 

more to keep your interest. yes it's still for sale

 

still have it. that's a very old restored racing buggy. when horsepower meant something.

 

this car has won more trophies than I can count, and it's never left the garage. all bowling trophies are included in the sale.

 

decided to keep the trophies, impress all the girls that come to the garage.

 

I make quite an impression on all the girls that come to the garage, usually I can hear them say "eww, it's dirty in here".

 

i'm still waitin' for the OLDS guys to step up.

 

i'll even take an OLDS Girl.

 

but not an Old Girl.

 

maybe just middle-aged.

 

next stop- the sitting & rotting thread.

 

sitting, but not rotting.

 

Please!. someone buy this so my kids can get new shoes. or at least buy some food.

 

just a little TLC and you'll be on the road.

 

make an offer, I need money for court costs.

 

will trade for something exotic, or expensive or with big tits.

 

I can't afford expensive AND big tits

 

I don't think I can afford expensive and small tits either.

 

I can't afford anything unless I sell this car.