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Best way to get it up - the driveway.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by kursed56, Dec 26, 2012.

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  1. 296 V8
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    This cant get done in 14 pages?
     
  2. A simple roller coaster chain embeded in the driveway .
    You'd have to build some roller coaster cars too though.
    The kids would love to ride a coaster to the bus and you could charge for rides from the neighborhood to cover the costs.
     
  3. Offset
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    Cog wheel, thats the answer. Just like the old mountain railroads, just hook it on when you want to ascend the summit. Trench out the driveway and you are good to go.

    Are the moderators at a convention in Vegas or something? Fourteen pages. Wow.
     
  4. Really coincided the tugboat idea previously mentioned
     
  5. A perhaps a small canal along side the drive with a lock.
    The river in the back might be too much.
    With the small canal you could use a hippopotamus to pull the car up.

    Don't laugh hippos have been used before
     
  6. Is it 15 pages yet?
     
  7. Take advantage of the beautifully scenery and use a ski chair lift .
    Think about it, skyline ride in summer, skiing in winter , and a car in the garage outer when ever you need it .
     
  8. Now idk about pasta , but lasagna would be awsome
     
  9. Perhaps a team a husky snow dogs would be easier
     
  10. ...this thread is as bad as waitin for the pics of that buried Chevy coupe dig-out.
     
  11. Do you like Clydesdale horses, how about Budweiser .
    Would be great to look at and feed carrots
     
  12. they build better driveways in Camada.
     
  13. Wait for the circus to come to town and borrow their elephants.
    Work for peanuts
     
  14. Oh Camadians are the best !!!
    Just ask them- they will tell you all about it.
    I am of Camadia decent, French CaMadian actually.
     
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  15. chubbie
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    hippopotamus boat???????? we know it works
     
  16. The Polls and Slavic would be good to ask for advice too.

    They always raise the glass and say "NICE DRIVEWAY"

    I always thought that should be the toast of the Italian cement masons
     
  17. There you go page 15 and 1/2
     
  18. Deuces
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    I tried to be a mason....
    Guess I wasn't rich enough...:(
     
  19. Ester Eddie
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  20. Ester Eddie
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    If you have a dog you can have it steer while you push or pull it up the driveway.

    [​IMG]

    I wouldn't try this with a cat..
     
  21. Deuces
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    Speaking of kats....
    Here's my new one....
     

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  22. Look at all you can get accomplished waiting for the parts store to open
     
  23. Ester Eddie
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  24. That driveway looks too nice to have oil stains and grease all over it in no time. Better sell the ford and keep driving the minivan
     
  25. Deuces
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    Yeah, tell me about it....:rolleyes:
     
  26. tbill
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    times like this, I wish I had saved the bunny with the pancake on it's head picture.

    cabin fever is a great thing.............LMAO so far...
     
  27. Ester Eddie
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    I'm not sure where to start .:eek:
     
  28. Deuces
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    Wow, we're at page 16.... Can we shoot for 20????...:eek:
     
  29. Ester Eddie
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    The skies the limit!
     
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