Happy birthday. I always enjoy your take on things and insight. I can tell you're above average and superior to most. Good events seek you out, and only the finer people with higher intellect request your counsel, by name. The glory of the day is paled by your presence. Many folks highest asperation is to achieve your lowest expectation. Tomorrow, regular programming.
...and the dweeble farged fucktard rates another birthday thread with a one star...I'd like to have the Guido Bros find this dickweed and put his nipples in a vice...
Hell send the guido bros this way, I want my nipples in a vice. hey it is 96 Gegrees out and I have one yard left to mow. Do you think that since its my birthday it would be alright if I mow in my birthday suit?
Waddaya tryin' ta do scare everybody?!?! Nobody want's to see that wrinkley old shit unless it's got a flathead or a Hemi!
Smile man.....60's are the new 40's! You can do this for at least another 20 years! Happy Birthday brother.
We screwed up: we all pitched in and bought porkn'beaner a sweater for his birthday.... Turns out what he really wanted was a moaner....
In honor of your longevity, Mr. Beans, I give you this gift of a couple strippers and a case of beer. Happy Birthday buddy! Enjoy!
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