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Art & Inspiration Your HAMB I.D. - How will I know another HAMB member???

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by fiftyv8, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. SICK1
    Joined: Jan 2, 2012
    Posts: 18

    SICK1
    Member

    I usually walk around screamin HAMB.. instead of MOM!! LOL
     
  2. Just pin"dyer sheets" to your cap. The " In " people will know. :cool:
     
  3. kiwiandy
    Joined: Apr 19, 2005
    Posts: 419

    kiwiandy
    Member

    The weathers not looking good for kumeu... better load up some sheep!
    and if you stay near Waihi, you might want to head to the beach and see if that monaro has washed up yet:D
     
  4. hotrod_32
    Joined: Mar 8, 2006
    Posts: 496

    hotrod_32
    Member

    Giveaway...
     

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  5. Little Wing
    Joined: Nov 25, 2005
    Posts: 7,504

    Little Wing
    Member
    from Northeast

    The HAMB app on there I Phone ?
     
  6. Slim Pickens
    Joined: Dec 15, 2008
    Posts: 3,343

    Slim Pickens
    Member

    They will have a shit eating grin on their face because...
    1. They just got a big hug form Denise.
    2. They just had a shot of Megan’s moonshine. or,
    3. They know Pat Pryor is a good shot.
    Slim
     
  7. Crystal Blue
    Joined: Nov 18, 2008
    Posts: 609

    Crystal Blue
    Member

    Ask every one you see with a black T-shirt if he or she is a H.A.M.B.er :rolleyes:

    That ought to help. :D

    or carry a big picket sign that says...

    I'm a H.A.M.B.er, who the Frigg-R-U ? ;)

    Yup, yup, that'll work.
     
  8. 52lomofo
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
    Posts: 802

    52lomofo

    nothing like a good sheep and a pair of velgro gloves baaaaaaaaaa
     
  9. The evil eye twitch aiways gives it away!
     
  10. Seen a playboy bunny once with nuts on her head!
     
  11. rustyford40
    Joined: Nov 20, 2007
    Posts: 2,168

    rustyford40
    Member
    from Mass Bay

    I like that, The red will make my gold chain stand out
     
  12. If the license plate isn't a clue, the HAMB OFC badge should be.


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  13. fiftyv8
    Joined: Mar 11, 2007
    Posts: 5,394

    fiftyv8
    Member
    from CO & WA

    Well I'll be at the Lonestar Roundup wearing my homemade HAMB T shirt,
    So if you feel inclined please front up and say hello.
    Kinder hard to ID folks when they are not with their hot rods.
     
  14. sunbeam
    Joined: Oct 22, 2010
    Posts: 6,220

    sunbeam
    Member

    Hint to store we need jackets and patches
     
  15. Rot 'n Kustom
    Joined: Sep 24, 2004
    Posts: 2,088

    Rot 'n Kustom
    Member

    Just look for my new tattoo. People ask me what it means.

    When men ask, I say, "Hokey Ass Message Board."

    When foxy women ask, I say, "Has A Million Bucks."
     

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  16. Hdonlybob
    Joined: Feb 1, 2005
    Posts: 4,115

    Hdonlybob
    Member

    HAMB sticker on my car, and wear a red HAMB cap!!
    Cheers..........
     
  17. unkledaddy
    Joined: Jul 21, 2006
    Posts: 2,865

    unkledaddy
    Member

    By the zuchinni in his pants?
     
  18. I don't know about the rest of the advice that people have been giving you, fiftyV8, but I know there is three sure-fire ways to determine a HAMBer, or HAMB car:

    1. Look for the guys lying on their back, head and arms under their car, cursing, while they try and fix something that broke on the shake down ride over.
    2. Look for the cars with some road rash - bugs in the grille and splattered on the windshield. Then go find the guys with windswept hair and bug splattered driving goggles.
    3. Go over to the swap meet. Everyone there is a HAMBer. The street rodders will be sitting in their folding chairs flipping through a parts catalogue, and the rat rodders will be over at the dump. :rolleyes:
     
  19. fiftyv8
    Joined: Mar 11, 2007
    Posts: 5,394

    fiftyv8
    Member
    from CO & WA

    Well, I am back from my Lonestar Roundup road trip and just wanted to thank all the guys who spotted me in my T shirt and it was great to final meet you all.

    It was a great event and I do hope to be able to attend again in the future.
    I was also pleased to finally meet Mercury Charlie and catch up with Gene Winfield again after so many years.
     
  20. I can tell by the smell......
     
  21. I try to throw people off with my cobweb pinstriped tbucket!
     
  22. ditto
     
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  23. Gman0046
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 6,256

    Gman0046
    Member

    By the " I Love Sheep" bumper sticker.
     
  24. 117harv
    Joined: Nov 12, 2009
    Posts: 6,589

    117harv
    Member

    I met a few at the Portland swap, looking at what they were selling, was it traditional/vintage parts and the like...i asked if they were members and a few were.
     
  25. Just look for greasy grimey fingernails with the exception of one clean one!
     
  26. Gman0046
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 6,256

    Gman0046
    Member

    Just remember the HAMB Zucchini or Potato goes in the front not the back of your Speedo.
     

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