Stopped at McDonald's for cup of coffee one morning, noticed a gal in a minivan looking my way and smiling as I drove through the parking lot. At the traffic light she pulled alongside, rolled her window down, I reached around Hank the dog, and rolled the window down on right side of the truck, she said, this is a perfect NORMAN ROCKWELL MOMENT. Made my day. The dog just smiled and wagged his tail.
buzz kill. you have ruined every damn fantasy iv ever had.. in one form or another.. just aint right so damn early man.. and i plan on building a T.. im so bummed now. laughs. my "pretty women" movie moment will never happen.. chris.
My wife took 3TONFUN to the store last night. Guy says he knows 3TONFUN is the car and not her. "Do ya have a number?" Jenny Says "867-5309." As he's writing it down the passenger is spitting beverage out his nose!
good tune. i think because of that song it was illegal to use a real number in music again.. that number went for sale on ebay years ago and brought in some good cash chris.
Amen TO THAT ! I'll take the one Pickin' her nose, an eatin' it ! ______________________________________________ ...........told you, I wez Smoked-Up
funniest stop light experience.. i am riding shotgun in a 84 fiero here a rumbling coming up. look over and all i see is lug nuts lol. this durango had to have like 5' of lift and like 5' tall tires, boy i am glad he saw us we would have been a speed bump lol.... ya shoulda seen this thing lean when making a turn..
i can remember that trend in the 80s.. monster truck mania took the country over.. they were not very practical to even use off road.. glad it sorta died out. chris.
Hank A. Monster as we call him is Boxer Basset mix, damn finest dog I've ever been around. Strong, agile, fast, and Loves ridin shotgun. Great with kids in the cab at car shows. Plus, he's my ears, I'm legally deaf. If he's out playing and can't hear me calling, I crank up the 41 Chevy truck (small block chevy with flowmasters) and he comes running.
many years ago, i stopped at a lite on a four lane road. i was on the inside lane behind one other car. a car full of young girls pulls up beside me and stops. looking at the car for a few brief minutes the one sitting in the back next to the window decides to show me her tits.they take off and im still lookin out the pass.side window of my car and im thinking gotta catch up with them. well not looking ahead i step on the gas, i forgot about that car in front of me and i tag his rear bumber. he calls police. i tell the cop what happened and he just laughs. he said he couldnt write me a ticket for that one. it was to good!
This is off topic but one day freshmen year I was walking home from school and I get to a stop light and i am standing there with a set of head phones on and someone is honkin amd i am not paying aytention. I finally look up when i hear a bunch of guy yelling and hooting and I notice lots of smoke and tire squeel. When the smoke cleared it was my mom doing a big nasty brakestand in her 87 iroc camaro trying to get my attention. Good memories.
Sometimes I will pull up to a stoplight and look at the person next to me while rolling the window down as fast as I can, and when they roll theirs down, I say "What, did someone fart in your truck too?"
WAY OT VEHICLES. I have a '10 Mustang GT and have grown used to nitwits in Camry's , Honda's etc trying to goad me at stoplights. Yeah right. One night I'm stopped and I hear something race up and stop next to me. I look over and there's a guy in an Para-transit van ( to haul people in wheelchairs), revving it up like crazy, AND he's totally serious ! When the light turned he floored it, I didn't. Gee, he took me by several lengths, when we stopped again he looked so satisfied, as if he really had beaten me. I hope there weren't any passengers in the back of that thing!
Best to be careful with that GT. Guy I work with thought his was bad and he tore the rear end out of it hotroddin it around. I kinda figured that chinese transmission would go first.
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