12 year old gas, not what you think

So I am riding with the grandson in the T, running down a little farm/market road about 40 MPH when he looks over at me and says "sorry". About this time I am engulfed in a stench heretofore only associated with carrion that has been lying in the sun for a week.

Mind you this is in an open car at 40 miles per hour! He must have been brewing that one for the entire 12 years of his life!

Glad I don't have a coupe!

Still wouldn't trade him for anything in the world but, Damn!

Do not stand down wind of this kid.

 

Ahahahahahahahaha, my sides hurt. Wait tell he gets older

 

lmao, thanks I needed a good laugh.

 

I bet he was proud of that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while. Thanks!

 

At least he apologized for it..He coulda said "Jeez grampa,how long has that one been waitin to come out?"

 

What the hell?

 

Give the kid some Stabil gas stabilizer and maybe it will hold him over until he can get to a toilet next time...

 

Um...thanks for sharing...I guess

 

What a waste. He could have at least saved it for the dinner table.

 

I'd have given him a big high five. It sounds like he's a cool kid.

 

Don't teach him the match trick. He could blow up the house. Ha Ha

 

Kids sure know how to brew em dont they...hahhaaha

 

I know your pain. Back in the days when I was working K-9, me and my fur covered partner would stop by the firehouse, and they'd always find a treat for him. He had his own plate, which they kept by the trash can. I come in one day and he heads straight for his plate. I glance over, and see him diving into sauerkraut and weiners. Take a 130 lb German Shepherd, and the aforementioned "Treat" and you can't get enough air flowing through a cruiser, to be able to breathe.

 

Only on the HAMB can you get grown men talking about how proud they are of their Grandkids farts. I think Mastercard should do a Priceless commercial of this one. LOL

 

WOW you sucked me in,Thanks for the LAUGH Gary

 

priceless

 

Not many things in life more traditional than Flatulence

 

Getting the seat recovered in your T: $129.99

Buying your grandson new underwear: $4.99

Sharing with everyone on the HAMB that your grandson just killed everything in a 5 mile radius of him: priceless

 

hilarious!

 

Ya know...those suckers will increase the heck out of a match flame when the aforementioned match is held near to the area of the gas' exit.

 

Made my day!!

Litltle assholes have nasty gas!
My 10 year old can hang with the best egg salad eaters..

 

Beano!

 

that's funny right there

 

Too late............this was filmed on location by super secret spy camera last night at G V Gordons place:

 

did he name it? funny as hell

 

reminds me of the time the wife and i were laying in bed one sunday morning when my sweet little 8 yr old daughter jumps into bed with us and slips under the covers. i see she is getting ready to pass wind so i quietly say"aim towards your mother and before you let it rip pull the covers over her head. i've never seen my wife move so fast as she was dry heaving till she got out of the covers. it was one of the most amusing things i have done in bed . it still makes me and my daughter smile when we reminise

 

I guess you could build the kid a gasser for his 16th birthday.

 

farts are ALWAYS funny!

 

you should be damn proud!