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Pissed In Texas!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BubbaLuv, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
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    I'm in for $20!
    hc
     
  2. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
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    Count me in for $50.00
     
  3. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
    Posts: 811

    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    i guess donations wil be accepted :)
     
  4. Antibilly
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    Antibilly
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    Paypal address please Bubba
     
  5. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
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    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    haha!:D
     
  6. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    Antibilly
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    Bubba whats funny meho? Id like to send you Fitty buck via paypal.
     
  7. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
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    And for real!
    I am in for $20.

    This is what the HAMB is all about!

    hc
     
  8. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
    Posts: 811

    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    thanks guys but i'm not asking anyone to send me money. i will however accept bids on a pair of my used bikini briefs seald in a zploc baggy. only worn once.
    let the bidding commence.:)
    b
     
  9. furburger
    Joined: Apr 21, 2004
    Posts: 1

    furburger
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    from TEXAS

    I'm in for $20!
    B-Luv bikini briefs... priceless!
     
  10. BubbaLuv
    Joined: Jul 7, 2002
    Posts: 811

    BubbaLuv
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    from Denton, Tx

    you beter post anintro furburger. i need to know who is bidding on my drawers!
    b
     
  11. grass hopper
    Joined: Aug 8, 2004
    Posts: 377

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    i used these guys on my A just a few months ago. worked out nice got me me title fast with in a week and it's shows my ride as a 1928. i say give them a call. there grate.
     
  12. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,039

    sodbuster
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    from Kansas

    Could you go after the guy that has the same VIN as you? Just a thought if your numbers are on the motor, he would be the one that is committing fraud. I think that the body even came from Missouri, via Pork&Beaner.

    Chris Nelson
    Kansas
     
  13. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 5,249

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    Man if I was you, I would try to title it in Mississippi. I'm told that they will accept something wrote on a tortilla as a title.


    Arkansas isn't too bad either.

    Good luck man.
     
  14. LoungeLife
    Joined: Jun 22, 2004
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    from Tulsa

    Are tortilla's common legal docs in Mississippi?
     
  15. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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    from Florida

    ask if texas has a "vin number identification form" that allows you to have a notary (i.e., friend who's a notorary) check the number outside of the DMV's control, get them to approve a number that show's it's pre 54 or whatever, then bring that in for a title?
     
  16. texasgreazer
    Joined: Jan 31, 2005
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    I hate to say it but the wife would probably sell my dog for B-Luvs Bikinis. Hey at least I have a way to get her to the shows!!!!!
    TG
     
  17. oldguy829
    Joined: Sep 19, 2005
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    Didn't read all the posts, so this may be a duplicate.
    Had a friend (ahem) with the same problem. He bought a NY registration card for a 192....
    from a guy here on the HAMB. (He has hundreds from an old junk yard that closed) I think it was $125, some years are more. It came with the registration, a letter form NY DMV that quoted their law that pre 1974 vehicles didn't have titles, just registration. Also came with a blank "body number " tag, (that he later had a trophy shop engrave with the number from the title. )
    Went to DMV and asked for "title transfer only, no plates" Took 5 minutes, no questions asked. 10 days later the texas title came in the mail. Went in and bought plates. End of story.
     
  18. Man, its starting to sound like Sweden, i thought we were the best at bureaucracy, but i guess you guys are catching up!
    We have to get inspection and emmision every year for 30y/o and newer, every other year 1951-30y/o, and just once for 1950 and older!
    And they have paperwork stored from the dawn of the automobile, but there are some loopholes left and ways around it!
    But its a consistant Bureaucracy and the same everywere so its easier to learn the rules!
     
  19. Shifty Shifterton
    Joined: Oct 1, 2006
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    DOH! Old thread.

    Die thread, DIE!
     
  20. Elrod
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
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    Elrod
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    This post is from 2 years ago...
     
  21. 26TCoupe
    Joined: Mar 28, 2006
    Posts: 199

    26TCoupe
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    Yeah, it's true, I love working for the government!
     
  22. ...you forgot that you dont have to know your role... AT ALL! I have NO idea how some of these ass-bags get their jobs. You have to spend half a day jumping through hoops because someone not smart enough to make a sandwhich doesnt know their job.
     
  23. darling
    Joined: Sep 5, 2006
    Posts: 15

    darling
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    While you'll are on the subject of the Texas DMV have any of you'll had to deal with the new "Liarers Act" (Really ! this is what the lady at the DMV called it ) Now when you buy a used car or motor cycle you have to pay tax on the blue book value. So let's say your dear old auntie sells you her 1980 Chevy For $500.00 dollars . You have to pay taxes on the blue book value ! Case in point : I bought a 1984 Moto Guzzi for $2700.00 dollars but when I got to the DMV to change the title they charged me tax on $3400.00 dollars because that is the blue book value. I had a receipt from the motor cycle shop where I bought it but it made no difference ! They told me it was because all the undocumented people in our fine state are buying cars and trucks and then when they would go to pay taxes they would tell the DMV that they only paid $5.00 dollars for the car and then this is all they had to pay taxes on.
     

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